CH 1

“Somebody point me to the best eater,” The speakers in Park Chanyeol’s car began to blast as he and his side hoe Do Kyungsoo ride through the streets of Guangzhou.

“Park, Why are we even in this town..” Kyungsoo questions the giant who simply sighed.

“I want you to meet someone” Chanyeol admitted.

“Wh-- Are you trying to get rid of me yOU COCKY BASTARD” HE SCREAMED TEARING HIS SEAT BELT IN HALF AND CRAWLING OUT OF THE WINDOW.

“!!!” CHANYEOL YELLED AS HIS CAR SWERVED TO THE SIDE AND CRASHED INTO A BUILDING. KYUNGSOO WAS SAFE AND SOUND BESIDE A STOP SIGN WHEN CHANYEOL WAS STILL CRAWLING OUT OF THE WRECKAGE.

“WHAT THE SOO, I ALMOST DIED THERE” YEOL SAID TERRIFIED OF HIS NEAR DEATH SITUATION.  

“Good” kyungsoo smiles as chanyeol pops his kneecap back in place, wincing at both his physical and emotional pain.

“Soo i thouGHT YOU LOVED ME” YEOL WHINES AT THE SHORTER MALE WHO GLARES IN ANNOYANCE.

“LOVED, PARK.. LEARN YOUR GRAMMAR IT’S PAST TENSE AND DONE” HE SIMPLY STATES AS A TEAR RUNS DOWN THE TALLER MALE’S CHEEK. PULLING OUT A HANDKERCHIEF, CHANYEOL BLOWS HIS NOSE, THE SOUND OF SNOT GUSHING ONTO THE FABRIC ALMOST MAKES THE OWL EYED BOY THROW UP IN HIS EXACT SPOT BUT FOR THE SAKE OF SENTIMENTS HE HOLDS ALL EMOTIONS IN.

“FINE” KYUNGSOO SAYS FLATLY, “I’LL GIVE YOU TWO WEEKS TO PROVE THAT YOU LOVE ME”

CHANYEOL LOOKS UP, EYE’S RED BECAUSE OF IRRITATION FROM HIS TEARS, “REALLY?” HE SAYS VOICE FILLED WITH HOPE?? “Really” Kyungsoo repeats, “Now take me to that person who you want me to meet” he sighs.

“AA-aoH OKA OHOKAY” CHANYEOL FUMBLES TO GET UP, INJURIES STILL AFFECTING HIS NORMAL HAPPY VIRUS SELF, HE TRIPS BEFORE GETTING TO HIS PHONE BUT STILL REACHES IT IN TIME TO TAP HIS “EMERGENCY MUST NOT PUSH UNLESS YOU’RE DRIVING THROUGH GUANGZHOU AND CRASHED YOUR CAR ON PURPOSE” SQUARE. UPON TAPPING THE SCREEN HIS PHONE VIBRATES, THEN THE GROUND FOLLOWS. A TREE THAT HAD BEEN BESIDE THE WRECKED BUILDING OPENED UP AND ITS ROOTS REACHED THE CAR, PULLING IT TOWARDS THE TRUNK AND EVENTUALLY ENGULFING IT WHOLE. THE TREE PRODUCES A KEY AND A FRESH NEW CAR DROPS FROM IT’S LEAVES.

KYUNGSOO STARES, HE WASN'T NEW TO THIS. HE JUST WANTED TO GO AND SPEND TIME WITH HIS BOYFRIEND AKA PARK CHANYEOL AKA A BASTARD WHO SEEMS LIKE HE’S CHEATING ON HIM BUT HE’S NOT REALLY SURE BUT RE DOESN'T WANT TO PUT TOO MUCH TRUST INTO CHANYEOL BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED WITH BYUN BAEKHYUN LAST SUMMER AT THE PLANETARY DINER WHERE CHANYEOL FELL AND BAEKHYUN WAS ON TOP OF HIM IN A STRADDLE POSITION AND KYUNGSOO WANTED TO BURN BYUN BAEKHYUN ON A STAKE AND SEND HIS ASHES DIRECTLY INTO THE PITS OF HELL BUT KYUNGSOO THINKS THAT CHANYEOL WOULD BE SAD BECAUSE BAEKHYUN HAD BEEN THE ONE WHO BURIED HIS DEAD PET FROM 12 YEARS AGO EVEN BEFORE HE MET CHANYEOL AND KYUNGSOO WASN'T A RUDE PATHETIC JEALOUS BASTARD ENOUGH TO DO THAT TO THE ONLY PERSON HE DOESN'T HATE SO HE HELD BACK HIS TONGUE AND KEPT IT ALL IN UNTIL HIS BREAK OUT OF SUSPICION THAT HAD HAPPENED APPROXIMATELY 10 MINUTES AGO.

CHANYEOL WAS A KLUTZ AND HE EXPECTED THIS. HIS BOYFRIEND WAS A MESS YET KYUNGSOO WAS IN LOVE AND HE DIDn’T KNOW HOW TO FIX THAT.

“YOU KNOW IF I DIDNT LOVE YOU WE’D BE OVER ALREADY” KYUNGSOO MUTTERS AFTER A FEW SILENT MOMENTS IN THE CAR. THE TENSION BETWEEN THE TWO ROS.

“LISTEN SOO” CHANYEOL BEGAN, “I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU” HE STRUGGLES TO SPEAK.

KYUNGSOO PREPARED FOR THE WORST, “WHAT. YOU HAVE AN STD?”

CHNAYEOLS EYES OPENED WIDE, “WHAT NO-- IM” KYUNGSOO SIGHED, THIS WAS A WASTE OF HIS TIME, “WHAT IS IT THEN SPILL BEFORE I CRASH THIS CAR MYSELF”

“AH RIGHT OKAY SORRY” CHANYEOL BEGAN, TRYING TO CHOOSE HIS WORDS CAREFULLY, “YOU’RE KIND OF.. A SIDE..HOE”

“A WHAT”

“PLEASE DONT KILL ME”

BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.