this feels like a crack fic tbh,

comedy / fluff

"I can soundly assure you he's 90% dead," Daehyun said calmly, looking down at the corpse on the autopsy table.

The reason he said that was because one: he didn't know any of the students who were in his group and two: Daehyun wanted to get the attention of the cute boy who was standing opposite of him.

They had been five people originally but there is (was) this one girl in their group who literally disappeared the second their professor had told them to start peeling off the skin on the corpse's arms.

So they were four med students by then but all of a sudden, the one and only Kim Heechul; Daehyun had heard a lot about that man already; decided that this was too much for him and that he needed to take a break, so with a very enthusiastic wave of his hand and a terribly cheesy note he left with a dramatic swirl on his heels.

Right now it was only Daehyun, the cute boy with the meanest frown on his face, and a freakishly tall guy who seemed to be kind of lost, and Daehyun wondered if he was in the right room, or even within the right faculty because boy he did not look like a medical student.

"What do you mean, 90%? I swear to god if they gave us some zombie corpses I will flee to Australia." The tall guy said, his large eyes wide and with a terrified glint swimming just above his waterline.

"Junhong, if you believed that, I want you to leave this room, now." Cute guy said, his frown intensifying and Daehyun swore he looked like an angry, tiny bird with his fluffy black hair and cute little nose.

"I mean we can't take the risk?" Tall guy, Junhong, said, dropping his utensils onto the table next to him. Junhong then probably did not flee to Australia, but went to their professor and excused himself for whatever reason.

Due to which Daehyun mentally cheered because now he really was alone with the adorable guy who seemed very annoyed by now but nevertheless looked like an angel to Daehyun.

"Wow, thanks." The angel said, kind of growled at Daehyun but remained his baby bird-like looks and god did Daehyun just want to squish those cheeks.

"Thanks for what?" Daehyun asked, gripping tightly onto the scalpel in his right and the tweezers in his left as he carefully started to peel off the skin on the corpse's left arm.

"You just scared my friend to death, he already plays too many of those zombie games and now he'll probably be sleeping in my bed t