It all started when I died to hell.. haha and I never suffered in hell. Because I am awesome, dude. I just give the hell lord a pair of sunglasses. They look AWESOME on him. Because it’s a pair of fire sunglasses. Why did I die? Because i tripped  on a bug. Actually i was an angel back then, but after I said "poopy" i was falling to hell. But at least i found a toilet there. I feel sorry for the bug and I kill myself…so I died and went to hell. You may think I burn there but it's the opposite I get to play chess with the hell Lord. Cool huh? Yea right. AWESOOMEEEEE!!  I bet you are dying for being me.. Don’t worry to get in hell, It’s AWESOME here. I ate lots of AWESOME food. Like burgers, fries pizza and soda, IT’S AWESOME I TELL YOU!! Hell gave me a job; soup cooler, I got payed $50 an hour, I bet you want to work here, cuz it’s AWESOME!! The hell lord gave everybody here 5 double cheese burgrer last week, but it had bugs in it, except me, he gave me a 10 double cheese with extra sauce, it’s AWESOME! And for the sunglasses, hell lord gave me a lifetime supply of beer and wine hahahaha. One day, I got returned to the real world, i dont like it there, it's a living hell, no wait, hell's great! so, i commit suicide by tripping over 2 bugs this time. I thought i would be returned if i only trip on 1 bug. SO i decided if i ever get back to earth, i would trip in 3 bugs. Whatever -_____________-''Everything here is AWESOME! So, let me describe the full hell: it’s AWESOME I tell you!! GO THERE AND VISIT ME, OKAY? YOU PROMISE? ALRIGHT!! I LOVE ‘YA!! Oh and visit me by subscribing, i MIGHT give you 10 double cheese burger, i didn't ate it, i ate the soup that i cooled.. -): oh wait it's supposed to be like :-)