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So, it was like this. I told my mom that I wanted a math tutor, because Math is the only subject I can't perfect. So she asked me then;

SHE ; FEMALE OR MALE?

DERPINA {ME} ; MALE. 8D 

SHE ; OKAY, ASDFGHJKL. (talking on the phone.)

And then the next day, it turns out that my mom called a friend of hers that can do Math...or so I thought. But when he said we should start, he shoved a bunch of books at me and told me;

“CARRY IT ON YOUR HEAD AND BALANCE IT WELL THEN WALK BACK AND FORTH WITHOUT THE BOOKS FALLING DOWN FROM YOUR HEAD.”

And I was like. -le gives you a SRSLY stare- 

“Well, sabi ng mommy mo sa akin, turuan kita ng MANNERS OF A PERFECT LADY.”

(Well, your mom told me that I should teach you MANNERS OF A PERFECT LADY.)

So, I asked my mom why she told him that then she replied, “Akala ko ba sabi mo gusto mo ng Manners tutor?” (I thought you told me that you wanted a manners tutor?)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

OTL, YOU AND YOUR EAR PROBLEMS. I ALREADY TOLD YUH TO GO TO THE DOCTOR ABOUT IT. >:I

but still I love my mom. c: although she's my stepmom. ;o; LOL, just sharing this. No need to read. x3 It happened yesterday after school and earlier this morning. .-.