more incorrect exo quotes
i kinda came up with these myself
kinda
Kris: I am an artist, but a misterunderstood artist.
Xiumin: What's misunderstood about you?
Kris: No one thinks I'm an artist.
Chanyeol: You have to start doing a better job at picking friends.
Baekhyun: Tell me about it! I picked you, didn't I?
Chanyeol: ... yes.
Suho: You hit us with your car!
Tao: You hit my car with your bodies
Suho: Can't come to work today, gotta take care of the baby
SM: the b AB Y????
Sehun: me
Suho: I'm quick at math.
Luhan: What's 38x76?
Suho: 24
Luhan: That's not even close-
Suho: But it was quick
Luhan: We're so in sync! We finish each other's s -
Xiumin: ????
Luhan: ssssssss ---
Xiumin: --ssssssomebody once told me -
Chanyeol: *points at Kyungsoo's black clothes*
Chanyeol: Hey, who's funeral is it?
Kyungsoo: I don't know.
Kyungsoo: I haven't decided yet.
Xiumin: Which country has the most birds?
Kris: Portu-geese
Kris: Wait -
Xiumin: That's a language
Kris: Portu-gull
Xiumin: Nice recovery.
Kris: You mean nice re-dove-ry?
Luhan: Turkey! How did you miss Turkey?
Sehun: I bought you these flowers because they remind me of you.
Tao: Aw thanks -
Sehun: They're cheap and fake.
Kyungsoo: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
Kyungsoo: ...
Kyungsoo: Actually it's gonna bug me if I don't -
Xiumin: My dreams were shattered years ago.
Baekhyun: How many years ago?
Xiumin: When did I meet you again?
Chen: I expect nothing and I'm still let down.
Tao: Now, I must go rest my neck, it's sore from looking down on everyone.
Kai: I thought we were going somewhere romantic?
Chanyeol: Monster Trucks are romantic!
Suho: You're going to hell.
Kyungsoo: *looks him up and down*
Kyungsoo: I'm already in hell.
Satan: I can ruin your life.
Baekhyun: OH YEAH??? I CAN RUIN MY OWN LIFE!! JUST WATCH ME, YOU BASTARD
Tao: Still short, I see.
Chen: Still acting straight, I see.
Sehun: Hey, I'm going to McDonald's you want anything?
Luhan: I want my life back.
Sehun: Yeah, I got like twelve dollars so -
Lay: Jail is no fun.
Kai: You've been??
Lay: Yes.... once.... in Monopoly...
Suho: In life, you gotta make the little things count.
Chanyeol: What's 3+18?
Suho: 21, why?
Chanyeol: I made a little thing count -
Lay: Smiling is what I do when I'm not listening.
Suho: But you're always smiling!
Lay:
Lay: wut
Luhan: I can't believe you left Sehun at the bank, alone!
Kai: He'll be fine, he's an adult.
Luhan: That's just what he's called, doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing!
Xiumin: It is very important that I am both cute and powerful.
Baekhyun: We have a plan
Chen: We should point out, at this moment, it is a fairly terrible plan.
Chanyeol: Baekhyun? You awake? No, everything's fine I was just making an omelette and it kinda looks like Heechul. You gotta come check it out, dude, the door's unlocked just let yourself in when you get here.
Kris: Not to worry, I have a permit.
Suho: That just says "I do what I want"!
Suho: There are seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?
Baekhyun: Have everyone stand.
Kai: Bring in more chairs.
Sehun: Only the important ones can sit down.
Kyungsoo: Kill three.
Luhan: [mockingly] I'm Sehun, I like girls in jello, don't fall in love, it's scary.
Sehun: It's terrifying! Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you.
Luhan: I'm not a psycho!
Sehun: I say I'm in love with you and all you hear is "psycho". You are the definition of neurotic.
this took so long cLAP FOR ME
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