So I've been going through all the post and That's What EXO Said and I would just like to bring some attention to some of my favourites.

• Kai: JUKGO JUGIGO SSAUGO OECHIGO IGEON JEONJANGI ANIYA!!!
• D.O: Kai! Hurry up and stop singing in the shower!
• Kai: WOMAN. WHEN I’M IN HERE, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
• Kai: MY BALLS, AND MY SOUL.

• Suho: You're the reason our kids are derps.
• Kyungsoo: O_O

• Lay: If you had 3 Baozi's,and you gave one to Tao, one to Kris, and one to Chen.
• Lay: How many Baozi's would you have left?
• Xiumin: None?
• Luhan: No, you would have one.
• Lay: Why is that?
• Luhan: *points to Xiumin*
• Luhan: You have one right here.
• Xiumin:
• Lay:
• Luhan: Baooozi~

• Kyungsoo: Whisper dirty things in my ear. ;)
• Kai: The kitchen, the bathroom, the lounge...

• Kris: Maybe NEXT Time.
• Kris: MayBE next time.
• Kris: MAYbe next time.
• Kris: Hey Tao, where should I put the emphasis?
• Lay: Is he trying to perfect his 'maybe next time' again?
• Tao: Yeaup...

• Chanyeol: Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
• Mirror: Luha-
• Chanyeol: TELL ME I’M PRETTY!

• Kai:  my .
• Luhan: I wish you would be more romantic.
• Kai:  my in the rain.

• Luhan: Xiumin, I love you.
• Xiumin: For the last time!
• Xiumin: I am not going to put on that Baozi costume!

• Luhan: Oh my god! I think I'm pregnant!
• Kris: Dude, that thing swinging between your legs is called a .
• Kris: Not a , how the hell is a baby supposed to come out.
• Kris: If you don't even have an exit?!
• Kris: Will you just poop it out or what?
• Kris: Don't worry, you're just fat.
• Luhan: I hate you.

• Kai: WHAT IF. Listen guys. WHAT IF I wasn’t a dancing machine?
• Kyungsoo: …
• Chanyeol: …
• Baekhyun: …
• Suho: …
• Sehun: *mutters* you'dbeamachine
• The rest of EXO: *stare*
• Sehun: I SAID I’D EAT YOUR SPLEEN.