“I wish I was able to faint on the spot if I desire to do so,” Hoseok tells the others. “For dramatic effect but also because I would like to emphasize again that this encounter traumatized me and I’ll never be the same.” Taehyung and Jimin are sitting next to him, rubbing his back and arms and throwing him worried looks. OR: Drunken shenanigans lead to a pact with the devil - or something like that - and a truly spooky weekend leaves Namjoon with no underwear, Jimin with contempl

It was night, and Jin was making snacks for the Maknae line   ' Ugh....When is Namjoon coming back?' Jin thought in his head, but interuppted, by Jungkook, "Jin hyung, are the snacks done? Can we just have cookies, it is taking way too long!"    Jim glared at jungkook, and said, "No, because you, Jimin, and Tae get hyper, and you guys eat my food everyday."   Just then Namjoon walked in   "Didn"t th

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