A/N: I wrote this a long time ago, probably back in like 2012? Back when Jaejoong still uses his 'mjjeje' on twitter.  I just don't want to continue but still wanted to share with an old fandom. Just a few laughs. I have nothing against the two. Jaejoong is my bias, and Changmin was a former bias. Again, nothing against them. If you wanted to take the idea and write something about it, go ahead. I don't have inspiration to continue it.

The emails are fake, btw! hahaha. Also, there is a few F words in this.