gang of midgets
tEXtOdaddies
mon. 29 april — 16:23
baby: y’all coming to practice tonight??
baby: you better not leave me alone like last time
dad: yes we are sehunnie
dad: i bought food and we can order
nini: yeah it’ll only be us four so we can about
10: he means actually practice
10: and also throw balls at his head
baby: no we should save the ball throwing for the group of nerds
dad: you mean that loud jongdae and his gang of midgets??
baby: that’s the one
nini: i saw them today and i’m pretty sure they have a new recruit
nini: he’s a midget too
10: ain’t it that silver haired kid with female looking hands??
nini: yeah
baby: is he as loud and annoying as the rest of them?
dad: and unattractive?
dad: lesbi-honest if he’s friends with those lot he’s bound to be
baby: either way it gives us one more person to with
nini: now now sehunnie let’s not get too hasty
10: we need to figure him out first
10: then we can bully him
baby: well we can plot tonight les’ gooo
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mon. 29 april — 16:24
byunnie: hey kiddos just wanted to say thanku for befriending me!!
byunnie: no one ever puts up with my loud !!
miss korea: i’m glad i found someone equally as loud and obnoxious as me!!1!!!
penguin owl hybrid: just be glad i’m friends with loud people otherwise i woulda beat your
shoo(min): ksoo seems like he’d beat you but will protect you more than anyone else here
byunnie: i guess i’ll have to woo you
miss korea: he’s already wooed
miss korea: otherwise there’s no way he’d let you be our friends
shoo(min): i’m just happy we caught this loud cutie before anyone else
penguin owl hybrid: minseok likes having cute friends to brag about
byunnie: i’m potentially flattered..
byunnie: what about yixing?
byunnie: is he here?
miss korea: he rarely uses his phone
shoo(min): it’s why we often make fun of his grandad bc he’s never here
sheep: ‘grandad’ he says, the ‘he’ being the oldest dusty here
penguin owl hybrid: feisty
byunnie: wow xing you’re bolder than when i met you
sheep: lack of face-to-face interaction gives me confidence
miss korea: cute
miss korea: as you can see we are all secretly in love with yixing
shoo(min): speak for yourself
byunnie: i’m glad you ‘caught’ me before anyone else!!
penguin owl hybrid: we knew you would honey
byunnie: i’ll see you guys tomorrow!!
byunnie: maybe you can give me a tour of how this damn school works!!
miss korea: just know there are three main social categories
miss korea: the misfits
shoo(min): the ‘middle’ class aka what we apparently are
shoo(min): in my opinion we fit more into the ‘deadly beasts’ but hey
miss korea: and finally, the ‘royalty’ class
penguin owl hybrid: here you’ll find all the wannabe regina georges
sheep: ‘hot and drool-worthy’ basketball players
shoo(min): and the random rich kids
byunnie: sounds fun
byunnie: who should i avoid the most?
miss korea: basically all of royalty but most of all
miss korea: the basketball team
penguin owl hybrid: jerks.. ugh
shoo(min): park chanyeol, kim jongin, kim junmyeon and worst of all, oh sehun
miss korea: the biggest s you’ll ever meet
miss korea: they bully anyone for any reason
sheep: we’ve come across them a few times
sheep: mostly make fun of us for our height
penguin owl hybrid: ...and the fact that we sing
shoo(min): sehun once threw a basketball in my face just because i came looking for the gym coach
miss korea: who is also our singing teacher
byunnie: they sound ruthless..
penguin owl hybrid: they are, and toxic, punchable, so freaking excruciatingly annoying dickheads
sheep: we call them ‘the unknown hell rejects’
byunnie: ...okay
miss korea: if you don’t believe us now, wait until you cross paths with them..
byunnie: you’re probably making it out to be worse than it is but okayy
penguin owl hybrid: you’ll regret being so naive
byunnie: ...
miss korea: he’s right
shoo(min): definitely!!
sheep: 100%
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