dumb, dumber and dumberer
tEXtOdaddies
tue 30 april — 17:56
dad: coach just told me practice is cancelled tomorrow
10: please expand
dad: the lil’ es
dad: their singy song fun time got moved to tomorrow so coach can’t coach us
baby: wtf
baby: so he’s blowing us off for those gays
nini: don’t tell me their little groupie is taking our precious time
baby: that head will pay who does he think he is
baby: he can eat my
baby: wait no
baby: my is too precious
10: ain’t your already reserved for m*na
nini: ain’t YOUR reserved for j**yo
nini: wait she dumped your
dad: let’s not say j*hyo in front of chanyeol
10: THAT LEFT ME BECAUSE SHE’S FRIENDS WITH THE MIDGET CLAN
10: too bad she’s a cute
10: otherwise i woulda yeeted her bestie in the trash
10: we don’t yeet women in this household
baby: ANYWAY
baby: i haven’t seen the new kid yet
nini: we need to bully him though like what would high school be if we weren’t dickheads
dad: why don’t we find his socials
nini: how
nini: we don’t even know his name
10: look on jongays friends list
10: satansoo doesn’t have social media he’s a ing granddad
baby: is this him??
10: i think so?
10: he looked uglier in real life
dad: he’s not as bad as the other i’ll give him that
dad: he had potential but chose the midgets
dad: disappointed but not surprised
170cm
thu 2 may — 15:09
byunnie: lads are you free now i wanna talk to our vocal coach about our lesson yesterday
byunnie: i was wondering if you wanted to join y’know
byunnie: plus he’s fit
miss korea: did you just out yourself?
byunnie: just call me boochie lover
miss korea changed byunnie to boochie lover.
boochie lover: aren’t you pretty homo yourself
miss korea: how did you work that out
penguin owl hybrid: you talk about wanting to down our chemistry teacher and call yourself ‘miss’
penguin owl hybrid: not to stereotype but
shoo(min): just call him jonggay
boochie lover changed miss korea to jonggay.
sheep: haha loser
jonggay changed sheep to dusty grandpa.
boochie lover: as i was saying
boochie lover: y’allsies coming or what
penguin owl hybrid: homework soz
jonggay: did you just say soz wtf
jonggay: i’m too busy cleaning my mother
jonggay: with my mother***
shoo(min): i would but
penguin owl hybrid: but
shoo(min): i have a variety of extracurricular activities
penguin owl hybrid: he has a variety of extracurricular activities
shoo(min): off
boochie lover: off
shoo(min): go eat a poop flavoured booty u er
shoo(min) changed boochie lover to er.
penguin owl hybrid: wow you’re already part of our messed up family
penguin owl hybrid: the messed up being minseok
shoo(min) changed penguin owl hybrid to dumb.
dumb changed shoo(min) to dumber.
dumber changed dumb to dumberer.
jonggay: dumberer
dumber: shut up jonggay
er: yeah shut up jonggay
jonggay: shut up you baked potato
jonggay changed er to baeked potato.
baeked potato: -_-
baeked potato: see you then you boring s
baeked potato: wait yixing
jonggay: he’s not gonna reply
baeked potato: ofc what was i thinking
a/n: i’m sorry i haven’t updated in four months :( i finally found motivation so i will try and update regularly, don’t count on it tho!!
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