Seungri and the Topato

Description

Seungri is preparing for a date with TOP and feels he needs to brush up on his kissing skills.

My friend wrote this with the prompt of "Seungri, potato, lipstick"

...which is funny because I wasn't even prompting her to write fanfiction. I was just blurting out words for conversation. And she was like "boom. fanfiction."

So. This happened.

 

EDIT: She has just corrected me: It was not a date. This is her explanation: 

 

  • Top asked Seungri if he wanted to hang out. Seungri accepted. He then went on a delusional tirade abut how he and top were going to hook up. Later, when the meet up for the "date," he tries to kiss Top, and he's like "Uuuh, wtf, man"

  • Then Seungri is all embarrassed. They end the "date" after sharing a plate of Takoyaki and go home

Foreword

 

Despite his smoking good looks, Seungri had a …. Problem.  He just wasn’t that good at the whole kissing thing. Not that he hadn’t had the practice! No, no indeed. All the es wanted a piece of him. He just… his lips were only good for singing. But he would remedy that! Practice makes perfect, right?

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fluffycloud448
#1
FECK THIS WAS AWESOME!! I LAUGHED SO HARD READING THE CHAPTER! XD
keep up the epic work!!
faanda #2
Chapter 1: Oh my god this is just ahahahhahahahha
daedaedae #3
I DIED REAGIND THAT XD TOPATO LOL
Onepenny #4
Chapter 1: Lmao!! Fantastic!
hairdryer
#5
TOPATO??!! LOLOLOL DA FACK DID I JUST READ?? O_O
leiarulz #6
LOLOLOLOL WHAT THE HECK I just cracked up through the whole thing
-teacuppie #7
AHAHA I LOVE YOUR TAGS XD
"Potato" "Seungripotato"
:'D
LOL WHAT IS THIS
TOPATO
AHHAHA
:D
jisuschrist
#8
WHAT IS THIS HAHAHAHAHAHA ajsdksusys GOOD JOB
Oh god how did you even think of TOPATO kahhjsfuhbj
Seungri u stupid