Oh look sarcasm! + special guest James (Royal Pirates)
The English Kpop Artists Chat~yes this chapter is very weird. we should all learn from Peniel shouldn't we #thatimpact. also I think I wrote my best line ever in this chapter so uhm (you're excited now aren't you reader I bet your are) I won't spoil it for you! I have some next chapters planned so hopefully you'll be getting updates sooner than every 10+ days!
| eric was here has started a conversation with Prof. Sasaeng, Bradsker, Luving Woo, and ThisIsn’tAmber |
eric was here: guys did you know there’s quizzes on everything on the net
Prof. Sasaeng: what type of net??
eric was here: don’t be sarcastic on me son
Luving Woo: no I never knew there’s everything on the internet
Bradsker: there’s an internet??? this is new information!
ThisIsn’tAmber: [insert Phoebe from Friends gif]
eric was here: I love the constant reminders that I hate you guys
Prof. Sasaeng: no prob
Bradsker: anything for a friend
Luving Woo: this is a new attitude Brad
ThisIsn’tAmber: I like it :)
eric was here: speaking of liking, I heard Luna’s dating
ThisIsn’tAmber: WHAT? ISNT IT JUST A CHURCH OPPA?
Prof. Sasaeng: that was terrible
Luving Woo: -sarcasm found-
Bradsker: way to be subtle
eric was here: ohhhkay then
Luving Woo: the guy looks hot tho
Prof. Sasaeng: gggaaaaaaYYYYYYY
Luving Woo: lol -.-
Bradsker: let the kid comment whatever he wants
Luving Woo: thanks man
Prof. Sasaeng: I wasn’t being mean or anything just I always wanted to comment that
eric was here: I think you did sometime earlier in your life
ThisIsn’tAmber: no doubt in my mind
Prof. Sasaeng: shh people don’t know that
Luving Woo: I did
Prof. Sasaeng: oh so what
Luving Woo: annoying kid
eric was here: MOVING ON
ThisIsn’tAmber: yes our Luna is dating her hot church oppa
Bradsker: how nice of her :3
eric was here: dammit I lost my chance
Luving Woo: you act like you had a chance in the first place
eric was here: she was getting my vibe I know it
Prof. Sasaeng: your creeper vibe? oh no
Luving Woo: I feel bad for anyone who “gets your vibe”
Bradsker: ^^^
eric was here: wow thanks
Prof. Sasaeng: speaking of people who are getting vibes of Eric Nam, where is Ailee?
eric was here: she has a comeback remember
Prof. Sasaeng: so do I but you still invited me
Bradsker: and you accepted
ThisIsn’tAmber: funny how that works right?
Prof. Sasaeng: not my fault we had a half hour break in between 235464 hours of choreography practice
Bradsker: I don’t think that’s humanely possible
Luving Woo: you must really at dancing
eric was here: ^^^
ThisIsn’tAmber: I didn’t think it would take you 26.88 years to prepare for one album
Bradsker: you did the math didn’t you
Luving Woo: oh Amber :)
Prof. Sasaeng: I was exaggerating dammit
Prof. Sasaeng: our oldest member isn’t even 26 years old
Bradsker: we would’ve never guessed
eric was here: you were? how surprising!
Prof. Sasaeng: is today sarcasm day or what
ThisIsn’tAmber: “or what” or what
Luving Woo: “or what”
eric was here: “or what”
Bradsker: “or what”
Prof. Sasaeng: you can stop
ThisIsn’tAmber: “OR what”
Luving Woo: “or WHAT”
eric was here: “or what”
Bradsker: “or what”
Prof. Sasaeng: no I’m serious this is making me mad
eric was here: good good I love a raging Peniel
Bradsker: it’ll help make those 235464 hours fly by!
Luving Woo: at what?
Prof. Sasaeng: the lack of human brains working on this chat
ThisIsn’tAmber: yeah there’s only three
ThisIsn’tAmber: me, Brad, and Kevin (somewhat)
Luving Woo: you included me! <3
Bradsker: I see your point
Prof. Sasaeng: so everybody except Eric & I
ThisIsn’tAmber: basically
Bradsker: a++ choices
Prof. Sasaeng: you have no proof of this
Luving Woo: your display name for one thing
Bradsker: ^^^^
eric was here: what about me huh?
Bradsker: you’re Eric
ThisIsn’tAmber: need more be explained?
eric was here: yes much much more
Luving Woo: I think just because you’re Eric it explains well enough
eric was here: nope nope it does not
Prof. Sasaeng: it does
eric was here: who are you to agree with them? you’re in the same boat as me!
Prof. Sasaeng: who cares lol
Bradsker: oh no the brainless are arguing now
ThisIsn’tAmber: let us watch this rare act
Luving Woo: -takes out binoculars-
eric was here: you know this whole sarcasm act can get irritating
Bradsker: you participated in it earlier if I remember correctly
eric was here: well I ain’t anymore
ThisIsn’tAmber: you should
Luving Woo: it’s fun
Prof. Sasaeng: we should invite somebody
Luving Woo: why
Prof. Sasaeng: to show off our sarcasm day celebration
Bradsker: is this even a celebration though
ThisIsn’tAmber: sure?? I guess
eric was here: we should invite our mysterious friend
Prof. Sasaeng: yes yes yes
Luving Woo: how about no
Prof. Sasaeng: fun ruiner :(
ThisIsn’tAmber: why not somebody we actually know
eric was here: not fun :(
Luving Woo: what if I make it a fun person?
Bradsker: how many fun people do you know?
Luving Woo: quite a lot mind you!
eric was here: sure you do
Prof. Sasaeng: if Kevin has fun friends, then Eric has friends
eric was here: was that a threat?
Prof. Sasaeng: no I’m inviting you to dinner
eric was here: then I reject
ThisIsn’tAmber: can we please move on?
Luving Woo: maybe
Bradsker: hopefully
Prof. Sasaeng: never
Luving Woo: idec I’m inviting somebody
| Luving Woo invited JamsBro to the conversation |
eric was here: that isn’t a fun person!!
Prof. Sasaeng: I demand a refund!
JamsBro: I like to think of myself as a fun person
eric was here: only in your mind
Luving Woo: be nice to James he had time in his busy schedule to accept the invitation
ThisIsn’tAmber: oh hi there
Bradsker: hi person named James
JamsBro: yes I did!
JamsBro: also hi people
Prof. Sasaeng: fun or not, let’s begin the celebration
JamsBro: celebration on what?
Luving Woo: sarcasm lol
eric was here: YOU RUINED IT AGAIN
Prof. Sasaeng: ^^^^ I bet you introduce yourself like
Prof. Sasaeng: HI I’M KEVIN WOO AND I’M A PROFESSIONAL FUN WRECKER
JamsBro: brb screenshotting
JamsBro: this is gold lmao
ThisIsn’tAmber: he introduces himself like that all the time on variety shows
Bradsker: ^^ truth, I’ve seen it countless times
Luving Woo: thanks for watching something of mine to see!
Prof. Sasaeng: dammit you little
Luving Woo: language! we have a guest!
Prof. Sasaeng: oh who cares it’s James
JamsBro: yes and I have feelings
| Luving Woo changed display name to Prof. Fun Wrecker |
Prof. Sasaeng: No you stole my Prof.!
Prof. Fun Wrecker: boohoo
Bradsker: good your name isn’t cheesy anymore
JamsBro: ^^^^^^
Prof. Fun Wrecker: you thought that too? Why does everybody think that?
ThisIsn’tAmber: maybe because you always use the cheesiest display names?
Prof. Fun Wrecker: maybe I just think it’s cute hm
eric was here: not cute, corny
ThisIsn’tAmber: ^^^ it can get annoying sometimes
Prof. Fun Wrecker: thanks guys
JamsBro: no prob
Bradsker: what did you do?
JamsBro: you know my presence is enough
Prof. Sasaeng: my students are evolving, everybody
ThisIsn’tAmber: when that happens, it’ll be the end of the world
Bradsker: ^^^^^
JamsBro: I’d like you all know that I have only seen Peniel three times in real life
Prof. Fun Wrecker: has nothing to do with how much he has taught you
Prof. Sasaeng: hurhurhur #myimpact
JamsBro: my point is that the kid taught me nothing
Prof. Sasaeng: oh but I have
ThisIsn’tAmber: pls refrain from mentioning your impact from now on
Prof. Sasaeng: why? does the amount of it scare you?
Bradsker: oh it scares me
Prof. Fun Wrecker: same
eric was here: weirdos
JamsBro: what have you taught me
Prof. Fun Wrecker: don’t let him start
eric was here: ohohoho this is going to be fun
Prof. Sasaeng: so, let’s start this simply
ThisIsn’tAmber: someone stop him
JamsBro: should I be scared
Prof. Fun Wrecker: yes
Bradsker: very
Prof. Sasaeng: let’s get this fun started
look at me annoying you again lol anyway, if you noticed my favorite line it has to do with our very own fun wrecker. Thanks to every one of you subs you help motivate me to keep writing (please remember to comment!) c: I'll keep trying to pump out the weirdest and oddest jokes for you guys! See you later,
authornim /sorrynotsorry
P.S I am not used to this so excuse the weird part right here
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