How to Stay Modest.
Winner Text Messages.
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir
Love yourself ^^
Enjoy~
Seunghoon: I look like
Seunghoon: a crap
Seunghoon: I literally look like a literal crap
Seungyoon: tell us something we don't know
Seunghoon: I mean, I look at the mirror before I go, and I look fine and I feel good
Seunghoon: and you would think that I would look like having fun in these pictures
Seunghoon: but I somehow look like as if I'm having a heart attack right after someone smashed my private with a giant hammer
Jinwoo: what pictures?
Seunghoon: almost all of the pictures that weren't released by our company
Taehyun: u have to admire their talent in making u look like a human
Mino: i swear, this kid can make the Satan cry
Jinwoo: I'm in such a good mood
Jinwoo: do u know how many people congratuled me?
Jinwoo: and I don't know most of them
Seungyoon: that is what happens when u r the "Hot Item"
Seungyoon: don't get used to it
Seungyoon: they will disappear even quicker than they came if u stop being the "Hot Item"
Seungyoon: but hyung is smart, u will see who is real and who isn't
Taehyun: I don't feel like I'm a "Hot Item" though
Seungyoon: u r not.
Seungyoon: Our group is
Seungyoon: for now
Seunghoon: but do u think that we can go until the end without ever having to take a hiatus?
Seungyoon: no
Taehyun: something will definitely happen, something happens to everyone, and those who got up after getting hit by it can cross the finish line
Seunghoon: these cannot be ur words
Taehyun: they r not
Taehyun: Youngbae hyung told me so when we were filming Winner Tv
Jinwoo: wow, u have a good memory
Taehyun: I remember everything; I just don't care about most of it, so u guys don't know
Mino: I heard that if u check the files of The Hell Hospital
Mino: u can see Satan and Medusa's signs under the Parents' Section of Taehyun's birth file
Taehyun: hey, that is rude to my mother
Mino: Auntie is a kind lady who became ur mother when Satan got scared of u and sent u to earth after just an hour of your birth
Taehyun: ... thanks
Taehyun: when was the last time u slept?
Mino: the day before I joined YG?
Taehyun: why r u not asleep?
Mino: gonna sleep now, in a minute
Seungyoon: that was good
Mino: me joining u guys? ^^
Seungyoon: no, that was a dark day for all of us
Mino: I hate you
Seungyoon: I mean the way Mino pushes down Taehyun's ego is good
Taehyun: he does it to me everyday
Seungyoon: exactly
Seungyoon: to keep us on the ground, we should do it to each other
Seungyoon: so we won't go mighty on people and hurt someone
Jinwoo: i don't want to do it to anyone
Seungyoon: well, except you ^^
Taehyun: does this mean I can insult Mino hyung now?
Mino: what the r u talking about, u say s to me all the time
Taehyun: yeah, but this one is official, u can't hit me for it
Mino: when did I ever hit u?!
Taehyun: ^^
Mino: Did you guys know that Taehyun's perfume is actually made of Satan's tears?
Taehyun: u know, I really like how u r keeping this promise u made
Taehyun: but I didn't mean it so u would talk about how mean I am all the time
Seunghoon: that was a hard night, it was painful to have Taehyun crying and begging
Taehyun: talk about that night again and I will summon Satan in ur room
Seunghoon: enough insult for today
Seungyoon: just one a day would be enough
Jinwoo: Taehyun, why r u still not back?
Taehyun: I'm in the studio
Seungyoon: the hell?
Taehyun: no, the studio,
Seungyoon: I'm in the studio!
Taehyun: I know. I'm in the other one, obviously
Seungyoon: how?
Taehyun: I ran into Seunghyun hyung while I was heading out, he said I can watch him work if I want to
Jinwoo: u r kidding?
Mino: u r ing texting with us when u r with him?! the is wrong with u?
Taehyun: don't worry, he is recording right now
Seungyoon: ing turn off your phone and learn something
Taehyun: he is a rapper, I'm a vocalist
Seungyoon: u ing kidding with me?
Seungyoon: he knows everything and everyone a lot better than you ever will
Seungyoon: do u know how many freaking years he has been working inside the industry?
Seungyoon: u can't even imagine how much he went through, experienced and lived
Seungyoon: did u hit your head or something?!
Taehyun: relax, dude. Hyung went out to take a call, he is not recording
Taehyun: I'm not stupid
Taehyun: but it feels good to make fun of you like this
Seunghoon: how do u manage to nag even over text...
Jinwoo: I thought Taehyun was going to seriously get it
Jinwoo: turns out he was joking ^^ but funny how he just knew Seungyoon would nag
Mino: Nam Taehyun, why am I not there? you could have asked him if I could come, and I have would come.
Mino: the is wrong with you?!
Taehyun: You said you were going to sleep and told me that you will break my neck if I woke u up unless someone was breaking mine
Mino: right...
This kid ^^
Bye Bye~
I am gonne sleep now
P.S: The promise mentioned in this chapter will be revealed... one day. Probably. Maybe.
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