RM_Namjoon: Are you guys at home?

TaeTae: Of course ^^

Tae_JIN: why ask after two  days?

MinSUGA: ^ what he said

JiminIsMine: asked***

Hope4life: You brat... How dare you spoil Suga's sweg??!

Jungkook's: It's the truth

MinSUGA: I don't mind Jungkook but not you too, Jimin!

Jungkook's: 

This is Jungkook btw. My phone's battery's flat. 

Jimin's staying with me and has no idea. He's sleeping really well beside me right now.

TaeTae: Just one question. Why in the world is Jimin sleeping at 4pm? 

Jungkook's: 

Tae_JIN: Why is Jimin shirtless?

Hope4life: You guys ed didn't you?

MinSUGA: WHAT?! Jungkook! Tell me it's not what Hoseokkie said!

JiminIsMine: It is  what you think it is

RM_Namjoon:

 I didn't know it was a scheduled message.

And congrats Jungkook. You're finally legal anyways.

You can finally join me

TaeTae: JEON JUNGKOOK HOW DARE YOU JIMIN YOU !!

JiminIsMine: Why can't I? He's my boyfriend and he agreed.

Tae_JIN: YAH NAMJOON AH!

TaeTae: He's my bestfriend! I know he's not ready yet!

MinSUGA: Did you him  or did he you?

Tae_JIN: YAH MIN SUGA! Enough of using the word already -.-

JiminIsMine: 

It didn't seem like he wasn't ready last night.

 He was practically begging

Obviously I ed him...

RM_Namjoon: He begged?

Oh well... I guess he got em jams now

Hope4life: OOOOHH~ Maknae not listening to Jin's words.

Wait. Does this mean Taejin are the only ones who haven't ed yet?

TaeTae: ...

Tae_JIN: ...

JiminIsMine: When will that jams joke grow old??

I look forward to hearing news of Jin hyung's dominance :)

Hope4life: Taehyung can dominate too

RM_Namjoon:  True

MinSUGA: They can be those couples that switch dominance once in a while

Tae_JIN: GUYS! We are not ing unless Tae is ready

TaeTae: Umm...

JiminIsMine: 

It'll be funny if Tae hyung is actually ready

Jimin's awake!

TaeTae:

 MINNIE~~ ARE YOU IN PAIN ANYWHERE?!

DOES YOUR BACK HURT? DOES ANYTHING HURT?

MinSUGA: You okay kid?

Jungkook's: Geez... Relax guys!

JiminIsMine: Did you actually think I'll be so heartless  to Jimin without preparing him?

RM_Namjoon: Okay that is definitely not what I imagined to hear from Jungkook

TaeTae:

You're a vampire hybrid!

I'm 100% sure you used your vampire speed to him!

Hope4life: HAHAHA on fast forward :')

Tae_JIN:

Can we not talk about this right now and just focus on JIMIN?!

 It's his first time

JiminIsMine:  I DID NOT... I'm waiting for him to finish showering

MinSUGA: Taehyung you there?

TaeTae: yeah?

MinSUGA: Want to go get some coffee?

Hope4life: What's that word Chinese always use again?

AH! BOJIO~~

Tae_JIN: You googled didn't you?

Hope4life: I want coffee too ~~~

SHUSH JIN HYUNG

TaeTae: OK! Where do I meet you?

JiminIsMine: I feel the saddest for Jin hyung and Hobi hyung

for being the only ones in their own hometowns

MinSUGA: 

Hoseok ah, next time you come I'll treat you

Just wait at your apartment, I'll come

TaeTae: Okay, I'll be waiting

JiminIsMine: We're heading out too!

Tae_JIN: I have a dinner to attend ^^

Hope4life: Yah~~ Everyone's going out except for me!

RM_Namjoon: Bruh... You still got me