Naruto Help Me Hotline (a parody)
I;m uploading this to show this to my friend please feel free to laugh at this silly Naruto skit I wrote.
Naruto Help Me Hotline
Naruto: Hey, Everyone. This is Naruto Help Me hotline, here today to give advice to those in the need! = ^_^= Believe it! As you know I AM NARUTO UZUMAKI!
Sakura: I’m Sakura Haruno here, don’t be shy people.
Sasuke: Sasuke Uchiha.
Gaara: Im Gaara of the Sand. I’ll do my best.
Naruto: It’s just us four today, everyone else was busy. So who is on the line today!!! Hey First Caller!
???:Hee….heyyy
Naruto: Um what’s your name?
???: Suuki..
Naruto: Well, uh Suuki what seems to be the problem?
Suuki: I keep hearing voices in my head. They are telling me to kill my parents.
Naruto: O_O
Sakura: NARUTO! HANG UP! HANG UP!
*hangs up*
Sasuke: Shouldn’t we have tried to get her some help…like call the cops or the nut house for her.
Sakura: Sasuke, we are a hotline that helps people with….normal problems.
Gaara: That wasn’t normal?
Naruto and Sakura: No!
Gaara:….
Naruto: Phew um let’s just answer the next call. Uh hello who’s there?
??? : Hey, youth it’s me, Rock Lee eh!
Naruto: Oh hey what’s up! Lee what’s your question today?
Lee: Well you see, it’s about Gai Sensei. He has been acting very weird lately.
Sakura: When is he not weird?
Naruto: -_-lll What Sakura means to say is what do you mean by weird?
Lee: Well, like when he sees me he will run away or keeps hiding stuff behind his back.
Gaara: You think he has a crush or something
Sasuke: *spits tea he was drinking all over the floor*
Sakura: Oh my ummmmmm gross Gaara
Lee: A crush? You think Gai Sensei has fell in love with me. Well, he has been strutting a lot and he blushes too.
Naruto: *picturing them as a couple* *shivers*
Sakura: NO no no no no no it can’t be!
Lee: Oh, do not be jealous my love! Gai Sensei may have feelings for me but I do not feel the same. My heart only belongs to you my love.
Sakura: I am not jealous
Tenten: Hey guys, am I too late?
Naruto: NO no not at all Tenten, you came at a good time.
Tenten: Great! Who are we helping, today?
Gaara: Lee. Apparently Gai Sensei is in love with him
Sasuke: *spits out tea again and chokes*
Tenten: *pats Sasuke on the back* What in the world! When did this start?
Lee: Since two days ago.
TenTen: Has he…ummm wrote you a love letter???
Lee: Well, I think so. I have seen him carrying around an envelope with a paper he wrote on in it.
Naruto: I just can’t believe it! Lee, please tell us this is a joke.
Sakura: yes, please you are killing poor Sasuke
Sasuke: I think I’m gonna leave.
Sakura: No, stay we have to help Lee out
Sasuke: I do not owe Lee anything.
Naruto: Then why’d you join this hotline?
Sasuke: None of your business
Gaara: Don’t act so cool, you wanna help people. Just say it.
Sasuke: ……..*glares and says in his head.* (so what if I do wanna help people. Can’t I? However we never get any normal calls just a bunch of weirdos.)
Lee: Um guys…you still there?
Naruto: Sorry Lee um, so what else about Gai Sensei?
Lee: Well, I also saw him at the bakery. He was trying to get a cake with my name on it too, weird, huh.
~long pause~
Naruto: XD
Sakura: Oh, brother…
Sasuke: Are you serious…
Tenten: OMG! Lee you are sucha idiot.
Lee: What?
Tenten: I can’t tell you but trust me Gai Sensei is not in love with you.
Lee: Phew, I’m glad. I would hate to have hurt his feelings.
Tenten: How’d you come up with that stupid idea any ways???
Lee: Gaara
Gaara: It sounded like it, just like in those dramas
Sakura: What kinda dramas are you talking about?
Gaara: The kind where teachers fall in love with their student
Tenten: Those are cute; I prefer the ones where student falls in love with another student
^___^
Naruto: guys
Gaara: Yeah but the student teacher thing has that taboo feeling
Tenten: oooh yeah I know whatcha mean. Tee hee
Sakura: But don’t forget the love triangles between teacher and the two students
Naruto: guys…
TenTen: Yeahhhh
Gaara: That is even more dramatic
Sasuke: Don’t forget two teachers in love but a student happens to love one of the teachers. Forming a big love drama!
Sakura: Yahh!!!
Tenten: Omg, you watch dramas too, Sasuke?
Sasuke: *blush*
Naruto: GUYYYYYS
O_O O_O O_O //O_O//!!!!!!
Naruto: We need to focus on the hotline, this isn’t some gossip---
All: Shut up, Naruto!!!!
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