title: Risky Business
characters: suho, slight krisho, jessica jung
genre: angst
rating: PG-13
A/N: mi first drabble pls enjoy

He rubbed his hands together, holding them to his lips, muttering a prayer. He didn't know how to do this, and he was running out of time. He had to do this in time, secretly, or everyone would ridicule him if they found out.

Suho was definitely someone who did not disappoint. He was always the one who took sacrifices for the better good of his friends, and he was always the kind and giving "hyung" of his circle of friends.

He got up from his couch, picking up his phone, and walked to his bathroom. He had turned around, making sure his brother was inside his room. Just in case, he put his ear to his brother's bedroom door. "H-hyung," Suho said, stuttering. "D-do you need to use the bathroom? I'm going to use it, I-I need to take a crap."

"No, go use it!" His brother yelled from his bedroom. Suho bit his lip, pumping his hand in victory. He wasn't going to actually use the toilet. Instead, he was going to do something more important. He stepped into his bathroom, closing the door, and locking it quietly. Suho closed his toilet, and sat on it. He grabbed a handful of toilet paper, and pumped some lotion into his hand.

He closed his eyes, but opened them soon after. "O-oh ."

He looked at the floor, noticing that the lotion had accidentally dropped onto the bathroom floor. "." He wiped the lotion with the toilet paper, and threw the clump into the trash. He pumped more lotion into his hand, and rubbed them onto his skin. The lotion glided smoothly through his skin, and he let out a sigh of relief. He grabbed some toilet paper, and wiped his hands with the tissue.

Finally, his legs were moisturized. 

"Frick," he muttered. "Its getting stuffy." He took off his crewneck, leaving him in his black tshirt. He picked up his phone, and unlocked it. He scrolled through his feed, scrolling through the countless pictures of girls. Ten minutes later, he was finally relieved. He stood up, grabbed his phone, and looked at his mirror.

His phone beeped, notifying a text he got from Jessica. He remembered something the girl had told him and his eyes widened, I have to send her something back now. 

He opened his camera app, trying to look as masculine as he can for the girl. He took the picture, and smiled.

"This will be good for Jessica." 

He opened his favorite app, and uploaded the picture onto it. He typed, "#selfiesunday #nofilter #allnatural #handsome #mirrorselfie #selca #ulzzang". He posted the photo, waiting for people to like it. A few seconds later, his notifications blew up. He scrolled to the first notification "kriswu_ liked it".

Suho smiled to himself. Kris always liked Suho's photos first, and it made the boy feel special. Suho checked the next notification.

"jessjung commented: finally! your picture was the last picture i had to put into my collage! i've been texting you!"

Suho shook his head, smiling at the girl's impatient ness. He opened his bathroom door, and his hyung was outside.

"What the hell, you took thirty minutes in there," His hyung said. "What the hell were you doing?"

"Risky business," Suho walked past his hyung. Suho was about to go into his room, but he turned to his brother. "Selfie business." 

t-that's what she said