MEET UP
SOSHI ON CRACK
@taeyeon_ss: WHERE IS EVERYONE?!
@hyoyeon_x_x: at dorm ugly
@taeyeon: I THOUGHT THE MEETING IS AT MY PLACE?!
@hyoyeon_x_x: no dumb at dorm
@taeyeon_ss: I DRESSED UP ZERO IN LIL MERMAID OUTFIT FOR NOTHING!!!
@hyoyeon_x_x: hurry up dumb
@taeyeon_ss: WHATS WITH YOU CALLING ME UGLY AND DUMB
@hyoyeon_x_x: my mom raised me to be honest
@tiffanyyoungofficial: tae your caps is on stop being an and turn it off
@taeyeon_ss: I DO WHAT I WANT MISSY
@hyoyeon_x_x: and why tf you dressed zero as little mermaid isn't he a boy?
@taeyeon_ss: HOW DARE YOU UALIZING MY DOGGO HE'S TRANS FOR GOD'S SAKE
@tiffanyyoungofficial: I CAN'T
@515sunnyday: uhm text me the dorm address again I'm kinda lost here tqsm
@tiffanyyoungofficial: check ur dm oo😘
@515sunnyday: thanks boo! ❤️
@jessica.syj: didn't you live in the dorm before how can you get lost?
@515sunnyday: hoe i got lost in my own condo too LIKE WHY IS IT SO BIG
@yoona_lim: stop showing off
@jessica.syj: but compared to my s your condo is at the size of my s
@yoona_lim: true true 😍
@515sunnyday: apart from being dumb i must've admit you're delusional too
@jessica.syj: i know omg tea
@seojuhyun_s: wtf did i just read
@yoona_lim: sica unnie s is bigger than sunny unnie condo hyunnie
@seojuhyun_s: wow seems like a good place to rent yoonie
@yoona_lim: HOW MUCH FOR ONE NIGHT SICA UNNIE ME AND HYUNNIE WANNA STAY THERE FOR A WHILE
@tiffanyyoungofficial: oh god these maknaes I'll pray for you stay jessi 🙏
@hyoyeon_x_x: stay wtf 😂
@tiffanyyoungofficial: it's like homestay but lewd 😂
@jessica.syj: sorry to disappoint you two but under 30 is not allowed
@yoona_lim: it's okay I'll wait for next year sica unnie you better be prepared
@seojuhyun_s: oh me too me too
@jessica.syj: you're 28 so off seohyun nobody likes you
@seojuhyun_s: 🖕
@taeyeon_ss: what bout me then?
@jessica.syj: you can stay...
@taeyeon_ss: OMG YAYYYY🍑🍑🍑🍑
@jessica.syj: where you at...
@taeyeon_ss: 🤧
@515sunnyday: PFTTT HAHAHAHHA GOOD ONE JESSI
@tiffanyyoungofficial: lmao poor tae
@hyoyeon_x_x: yo are yall coming or not it's pass 12 already we promised to gather at 10 gosh i need to sleep at 1 you know?!
@515sunnyday: I'm going to buy some soju first before i get there so expect me to be a lil late because i hate yall and i need to get myself drunk for the meet up ❤️
@taeyeon_ss: YOU NEED TO SLEEP AT 1 OMG SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECAME SEOHYUN DURING DEATH NOTE ERA?!
@hyoyeon_x_x: i need to grow some cells too tho
@tiffanyyoungofficial: brain cells?
@hyoyeon_x_x: stfu and get your here already
@tiffanyyoungofficial: almost there sis
@yoona_lim: yo did she just said death note era
@seojuhyun_s: I'M NOT THAT SEOHYUN ANYMORE UNNIR AND BTW IT'S INTIMATE NOTE
@taeyeon_ss: SORRY SATAN OH GOD I'M SCARED HELP GAYS I HEARD SOMETHING DROP
@jessica.syj: what's dropping omg taeyeon stop with your horror I'm driving alone don't scared me
@seojuhyun_s: honestly unnir i heard the place in your area is quite haunted
@yoona_lim: 👻
@taeyeon_ss: SEOHYUN STOP
@tiffanyyoungofficial: probably it's just zero dropping on the floor tae
@taeyeon_ss: NO HE DIDN'T SOUND LIKE THAT WHEN HE'S DROPPING ON THE FLOOR TIFFANA
@tiffanyyoungofficial: it's tiffany
@taeyeon_ss: SORRY FOR THE TYPO BUT I'M SCARED AF TIFARNY
@hyoyeon_x_x: how does it sounds like?
@taeyeon_ss: LIKE SOMETHING DROPPING ONE BY ONE IN THE WATER
@jessica.syj: asjsjkskskakskaak taeyeon stop it i need to focus driving!!!!
@515sunnyday: I'm not even there yet but i think imma need more soju and get myself drunk before i arrive
@jessica.syj: you can't drive when you drunk sunny!
@515sunnyday: I'm not driving i have my uber driver!
@taeyeon_ss: I.. I'm going to check where the sound coming from
@yoona_lim: unnie no just come and have a sleepover at dorm I'm scared for you
@taeyeon_ss: it's ok yoona i have zero with me if anything happens I'll pray for zero's health
@tiffanyyoungofficial: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'LL PRAY FOR ZERO'S HEALTH
@hyoyeon_x_x: she'll use zero as shield that's what she means
@tiffanyyoungofficial: IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS TO ZERO YOU BETTER BE START PRAYING FOR YOUR HEALTH TAEYEON
@taeyeon_ss: oh it's near
@seojuhyun_s: what's near?
@515sunnyday: me to being drunk
@jessica.syj: gosh this drunktard! Hyoyeon open the door i have arrived!
@hyoyeon_x_x: just come in thru the window
@jessica.syj: why the window?!
@hyoyeon_x_x: because that's how i broke in the dorm earlier
@jessica.syj: wtf i wear skirts hyo!
@hyoyeon_x_x: then it'll be way easier
@jessica.syj: 😠
@taeyeon_ss: it's coming from the toilet guys...
@yoona_lim: MY STRENGTH IS WITH YOU
@seojuhyun_s: no you coward don't send her your strength!
@taeyeon_ss: I'm going in....
@tiffanyyoungofficial: careful boo😣
@taeyeon: WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
@515sunnyday: WHAT HAPPEN
@jessica.syj: are you okay?!
@515sunnyday: I'm fine thank you
@jessica.syj: I'M NOT ASKING YOU
@yoona_lim: UNNIE U OK?
@tiffanyyoungofficial: IS ZERO OK?!
@taeyeon_ss: YURI!!! IT'S YURII OMGGGGGF
@seojuhyun_s: WHAT HAPPEN TO YURI UNNIR
@515sunnyday: congratuinglations🤸♂️
@jessica.syj: sunny can you zap yourself?!
@hyoyeon_x_x: IS EVERYTHING OK THO??
@515sunnyday: i ask myself that quite a lot but thanks for caring hyo i think I'm ok
@hyoyeon_x_x: THIS AIN'T BOUT U SUNNY WTF
*yulyulk is online! *
@yulyulk: GUESS WHAT HAPPEN
@515sunnyday: omg you're aliveeee
@yoona_lim: what happen?!
@yulyulk: TAEYEON JUST WALK ON ME WHEN IM POOPING!!!!
@515sunnyday: omg tea
@hyoyeon_x_x: ayyy i thought something bad happen smh
@yulyulk: THIS IS BAD HYO SHE JUST WATCH ME POOP!!!!
@hyoyeon_x_x: go stream badster
@seojuhyun_s: WHO TOLD YOU TO POOP AT HER PLACE WITHOUT HER KNOWING
@yulyulk: WDYM I TOLD HER EARLIER I WANNA USE THE TOILET
@seojuhyun_s: BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL HER U WANNA POOP UNNIR YOU KNOW TAE UNNIR IS CLUELESS ASF NEXT TIME JUST TELL HER U WANNA POOP SO SHE WON'T WALK IN ON YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOING YOUR TY BUSINESS
@yoona_lim: ty yul unnie 💩
@tiffanyyoungofficial: uhm is taetae ok?
@yulyulk: yeah i guess
@tiffanyyoungofficial: you guess?!
@yulyulk: she's bleeding
@jessica.syj: omg 😮
@515sunnyday: it's normal to bleed when she's on the time of the month
@hyoyeon_x_x: for the 2nd time go zap yourself sunny
@tiffanyyoungofficial: omg what's bleeding is it her head omg is she ok is zero ok do i have to call ambulance?!
@yulyulk: calm down ppany it's just her nose bleeding
@tiffanyyoungofficial: ayyy that byuntae makes me worry so much 😤
@515sunnyday: KEEP BLEEDING KEEEP KEEEEP BLEEEDING LOVEE
@yulyulk: wtf is wrong with her?
@515sunnyday: I MISSED SOOYOUNG HOW DARE SHE LEAVES ME FOR BALI WHO TF IS BALI IS SHE'S WAY HOTTER THAN I AM?!
@jessica.syj: just ignore her
@yulyulk: ugh now what do i do with taeyeon?
@yoona_lim: go poop with her
@seojuhyun_s: go tell her to snap out of it and stop being by the sight of you and your poop
@jessica.syj: HAHAHAHAHA SEOHYUN OMG BUT YEAH GO TELL HER THAT
*taeyeon_ss unsnapped! *
@taeyeon_ss: I'm back!
@hyoyeon_x_x: i feel sorry for you having to witness yuri's poop
@yulyulk: hey! It's not that bad
@tiffanyyoungofficial: tae u alright?
@taeyeon_ss: i think I'm in love
@515sunnyday: I LOVE U U LOVE ME WE ARE HAPPY FAMILY
@yoona_lim: hyunnie let's pick sunny unnie up at the soju store before we get to the dorm i think her uber driver must've left
@seojuhyun_s: ok baby but we're stealing her money for the gas later
@yoona_lim: ok babe
@jessica.syj: who are you in love with taengoo?
@hyoyeon_x_x: yuri's poop
@tiffanyyoungofficial: hyo stop 🤮
@yulyulk: SNAP OUT OF IT TAENG AND LET'S GO TO THE DORM
@taeyeon_ss: ok poopie ❤️
@jessica.syj: awww poopie💖
@hyoyeon_x_x: there's nothing to be awwd bout here sica!
@tiffanyyoungofficial: get here safely you two and yuri... I'll pray for your mental health🙏
@taeyeon_ss: let's go poopie 😘
@yulyulk: CALL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL BREAK YOUR TEETH TAENG
@taeyeon_ss: poopie 😘🙈🤭 i love you
@yulyulk: oh god pls help
[2 days later]
*sooyoung reading from the top*
@sooyoungchoi: I'll stay in Bali a little longer...
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