Deficient
Description
Lee Sunhye always thought her constant fatigue, insomnia, and headaches were something she'd just have to live with. Besides, she's a broke twenty-something year old who can't afford doctor's visits and she's still alive so, really, what's the point? Then, she's diagnosed with iron-deficiency anemia.
By a vampire who bit her in an alleyway behind a club.
A vampire who also, then, decides he'll become her nutritionist-slash-affordable-healthcare-provider because he wants her blood to taste better.
She's pretty sure she should have called ghostbusters or the catholic church the minute he proposed such an idea, but she's just a tired twenty-something trying to survive and she's not exactly opposed to a rich eccentric vampire buying all their groceries. Her boyfriend certainly doesn't seem to mind.
Foreword
“Please, don’t pass out on me again.” The handsome man—the vampire, oh my god—lifts both hands in the air, scooting away to give her space. “I seriously thought you ing died or something and, no offense, but I have a bet going with someone on how low we can keep our body counts and I have been winning these last few decades. I refuse to lose to ty ing Chanyeol and his ty ing—oh, you look like you need to puke.”
title: Deficient
pairings: baekhyun/oc (lee sunhye), yixing/oc (lee sunhye), baekhyun/yixing, baekhyun/yixing/oc (lee sunhye), more to be added later
rating: pg13, lots of bad jokes and hints of but no explicit , oneshot
genre: fluff, dumb jokes, angst because idk a life without it!, vampires! werewolves! faeries! demonic revenge spirits!
notes: you will probably need to log in to read this because every other sentence baekhyun says has a cuss word ksjdfnkj basically here's eccentric, potty-mouthed, vampire baekhyun and loves-mario-kart boyfriend yixing! this has been a stupid crack-y idea that's been floating around in my head and it's finally going to be a thing ksdfnsjkndkj heck yeah, warnings for mentions of iron deficiency anemia symptoms (that i am not expert in but i'm researching), bad vampire puns, a smidge of violence in part 3, pining, everyone's bad at feelings (and communication), nosy friends
soundtrack:
trampoline - shaed
rainberry - zayn
gotta go - chungha
to build a home - the cinematic orchestra
21 - dean
gravity - exo
candy (so good) - the rose
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