Day One
Foreign SwaggersMark has created „Foreign Swaggers“
Mark has added Johnny
Mark has added Ten
Mark has added Jaehyun
Mark has added Yuta
Mark has added Kun
Mark has added Lucas
Mark has added WinWin
Mark has added DolphinBoy🐬
DolphinBoy🐬: Why does everyone get to use their normal name besides me?
Mark: Because I used your contact names
Johnny: Your contact names are boring
Yuta: besides Chenle’s
Mark: Shut up! @Johnny
Mark has changed Johnny’s name to „ChicagoParrot“
Chicago Parrot: Bro seriously
ChicagoParrot has changed Mark’s name to „Square“
Jaehyun: Oh damn five minutes and this groupchat is a warzone
Square: I DON’T WANT TO BE A SQUARE!
ChicagoParrot: NO ONE WANTS TO BE A SQUARE!
Kun: Oh Jesus
Jaehyun: It’s going down
Lucas: I’M YELLING TIMBER!
Ten: Just shut up Lucas!
Lucas: 😔
ChicagoParrot: Oh my God Ten you made it sad
Lucas: It?
DolphinBoy🐬 has changed Lucas‘ name to „It“
DolphinBoy🐬: So who‘s left with a normal name?
Ten: Well my name isn‘t exactly normal…
Mark has changed Ten‘s name to „TenaLisa“
TenaLisa: …Wow…
TenaLisa: Okay but seriously Johnny‘s name should be this
TenaLisa has changed ChicagoParrot‘s name to „OhDaddy“
OhDaddy: OH HELL NO!
DolphinBoy🐬: Mark-Hyung can Jisung join the group?
Square: But he‘s not a foreigner
DolphinBoy🐬: But I miss him
WinWin: PUPPY LOVE!!!
TenaLisa: Oh hey you‘re here too @WinWin
Yuta: And suddenly the whole groupchat got a lot sweeter
DolphinBoy🐬: EW!
WinWin: *blushes*
OhDaddy: All this love… everything… feels so…harmonious!
Square: Lmao
TenaLisa: Dramatic much?
OhDaddy: How? I don‘t see it
It: Can you imagine…
[Five minutes later]
OhDaddy: CAN WE IMAGINE WHAT LUCAS?!
It: Can you imagine a groupchat with all the foreign members of kpop groups
Square: …
OhDaddy: Mark DON‘T!!!
Mark has added Zhang Yixing
Zhang Yixing has changed his name to „Lay“
Lay: ‘Sup
DolphinBoy🐬: Yixing – ge!
Lay: CHENLE!
WinWin: Yixing – ge!
Lay: WINWIN!
Yuta: Should I be jealous or…?
Jaehyun: No no they‘re just all chinese
Kun: Yixing – ge!
Lay: KUN!
It: Yixing!
Lay: I‘m still older than you!
It: Yixing – ge!
Lay: LUCAS!
TenaLisa: What is happening?
DolphinBoy🐬: That‘s how we greet Lay-Hyung
Square: Where‘s that enthusiasm when you greet me? @DolphinBoy
Square: WHERE?!
OhDaddy: Don‘t overreact Mark
Square: you
OhDaddy: Hey I‘m older than you!
Square: Sorry my bad
Square: you Hyung
Lay: tHe DISreSpECtTtttTtTTtTt!!!
DolphinBoy🐬: Lmao nice one Mark – Hyung
Square: Thank you LeLe ❤️❤️❤️
TenaLisa: I leave for two minutes an this is what happens? 😳
TenaLisa: And Mark, sorry but you
Square: Okay that’s it! I’m adding someone who actually likes me!
Mark has added Henry
Jaehyun: Did anybody else expect him to add Haechan?
Yuta: Me 🙋🏿♂️
WinWin: Ditto 🙋🏿♂️
TenaLisa: I second that
Lay: Hell yes
Henry: Totes
Square: Hyung do you even know what this is about @Henry?
Henry: No but it‘s about you and Haechan so whatever it is I agree
Square: Jeez thanks 🙄
Henry: You‘re welcome bro 👍🏿
It: who else could we add? Mark who else do you know?
Square:Um…
TenaLisa: Worry not
TenaLisa has added BamBam
BamBam: Wassup? *dabs*
Henry: Holy I‘m leaving
Mark: Don‘t you dare
TenaLisa: Hey Khunpimuk
BamBam: Sawadi kap Chittaphon
TenaLisa: Can you add Mark and Jackson?
BamBam: On it
BamBam has added Mark
BamBam has added Jackson
Jackson has changed Mark‘s name to Marki-Pooh
Marki-Pooh: I ing hatee you Jackson
Kun: What a great way to start the day
WinWin: It‘s evening
Kun: Goddamn it WinWin
Yuta: WinWin is right
Kun: Yes we know that
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