Jihyun: Are you a titan?

Ji ae: What?

Jihyun: Because I’ll totally let you eat me

Kai: “Eat” her

Kyungsoo: Ew Kai ew

Jihyun: Did it hurt?

Hwajae: When you fell from heaven?

Jihyun: When you fell from heaven?

Hwajae: And you just repeated what I said

Jihyun: Do you have a Band-Aid?

Hyori: What’s with Jihyun and her pickup lines?

Jihyun: Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you

Hwajae: Are you drunk, miss?

Jihyun: Hehehehehehe

Ji ae: What the hell Jihyun, we’re still minors!

Jihyun: I’LL CATCH A GRENADE FOR YOU

Hwajae: Oh no not that song

Jihyun: PUT MY HAND ON THE BLADE FOR YOU

Hyori: Please stop

Jihyun: I’ll jUmp In frOnt of A traIn foR yOu

Ji ae: It’s getting worse

Jihyun: OH YEAH I’LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOUUUUUUU

Kai: Kyungsoo please go get her from wherever she is

Kyungsoo: I’m panicking too because apparently she can text but she can’t pick up a phone call

Eunmi: Jihyun, where are you?

Jihyun: Me? I’m in Wall Maria!

Hwajae: She’s lost it

Jihyun: Hehe this guy is following me

Ji ae: Holy Jihyun please tell us where you are right now

Jihyun: He wants to take me to District Trost!

Kyungsoo: Jihyun, stay put at wherever you’re at, I’ll find you

Jihyun: I’m near this giant beer bottle thingy

Kai: Isn’t that close to that pub we went last time?

Kyungsoo: I’m on my way

Jihyun: Hey guys let me tell you a secret

Hwajae: I’m all ears

Jihyun: I shat my pants

Ji ae: Are you serious?!

Jihyun: No HAHAHAHAHA

Hyerin: Is she really drunk?

Hyori: We’ll know when Kyungsoo reaches her

Jihyun: Squishy is so cute

Hwajae: I think you made your point quite long ago

Jihyun: And his cheeks are so squishy I just want to squish them all day

Kyomi: Now we know what Jihyun’s inner fantasies are

Jihyun: And his is so round and cute!!

Kai: Oh my god, did I just see that?

Hwajae: Yes, you did

Jihyun: And his lips are so…

Hyerin: So have you kissed?

Jihyun: Noooooooo

Kyomi: Damn it

Jihyun: Alcohol is delicious!!

Hwajae: You’re not making sense

Jihyun: Kyungsoo is also delicious!!

Kai: This is going to end so well

Jihyun: I wanna eat him chomp chomp

Hyerin: Has she lost it?

Hwajae: Hasn't she already lost it long ago?

Kyungsoo: I’m almost there

Jihyun: Are you driving?

Ji ae: You know, I thought her typing will be unreadable since she’s drunk, but she types as well as when she’s sane

Kyungsoo: Yes, I’m driving

Jihyun: Then you shouldn't text!

Hwajae: Says the one who’s drunk till she’s unaware of her surroundings

Ji ae: See what I mean?

Kyungsoo: I’m here but I don't see her

Jihyun: I see many cars

Kyungsoo: Are you at the car park??!!

Jihyun: Carssssss

Kyungsoo: I see her

Kyomi: Thank god!

Kyungsoo: And she reeks of alcohol

Hyori: How are you going to get her past her parents?

Kyungsoo: She won’t be going home

Kai: What weird things are you going to do to her?

Kyungsoo: What the hell Kai, I’m just going to take her back to my place and let her rest till the morning

Ji ae: Aren’t her parents going to be worried sick?

Kyungsoo: I sent a message to her parents using her phone to tell them she’s having a sleepover at Hwajae’s house

Hwajae: Why me?

Kyungsoo: Because they’re probably going to call you now, cover up for us please

Kai: “Cover up”

Hwajae: They’re calling my home telephone

Kyungsoo: See?

Hwajae: And her mom wants to speak to her

Kyungsoo: Say that she's in the toilet

Hwajae: She said to call her after she's done with the toilet

Kyungsoo: Can't you fake her voice or something?

Hwajae: Our voices are worlds apart, how do you expect me to fake it?

Kyungsoo: I don't know, think of something!!

Ji ae: You could just say she caught a cold and speak nasally?

Hwajae: That might work

Hyori: And we're all awaiting the results

Ji ae: This is not a competition

Hyori: Meh

Kai: Am I the only one here who noticed that Kyungsoo can do anything to Jihyun since she's defenceless right now?

Kyomi: You're not

Hwajae: Gosh I just took a scolding in place of Jihyun about sleeping in a friend's house when I have a cold, she'd better be thankful when she's sober

Ji ae: The question is how she even got the alcohol in the first place

Hyori: Well Jihyun is Jihyun for a reason

Kai: Still thinking

Hyerin: Kyungsoo, don't take advantage of Jihyun!

Kyungsoo: I won't

Kai: Says Kyungsoo while he his lips thirty times in a row

Kyungsoo: What the hell?

Kai: He lays her on his bed and contemplates on whether to change her clothes for her

Kyungsoo: Are we really doing this now?

Hyerin: But honestly how are you going to change her into clean clothes?

Kai: If Kyungsoo did it, his hormones will rage and Jihyun will be a goner by then

Kyungsoo: Kai, WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?

Kai: No :)

Kyungsoo: Ugh

Kai: That's him trying to control his hormones

Kyungsoo: I don't need your comments right now, she's on my bed and I have no idea what to do with her

Kyomi: Coughs

Kyungsoo: Wait that sounded wrong

Kai: Too late for amendments now

Hwajae: I can't let you bring her over to my place because my mom will rage if she finds out I brought a drunk person home

Hyerin: Kyungsoo, do you live alone?

Kyungsoo: Yes

Kai: That makes Jihyun even more vulnerable!

Kyungsoo: Why are you always about dirty thoughts?

Kai: But I didn't specify what she was vulnerable to, unless you were thinking of those thoughts yourself :)

Kyungsoo: Please ram yourself into a wall, thank you

Hwajae: So what are you planning to do now?

Kyungsoo: I don't know…

Kyomi: Honestly this is the most he ever commented in this group, and it’s only because Jihyun’s drunk and he doesn't know what to do

Kai: Well you have to change her clothes

Kyungsoo: I have to?

Ji ae: No you don't, you just have to strip her of them

Hwajae: Ji ae!?

Kyungsoo: That sounds even worse!

Ji ae: But you were considering it, am I wrong?

Kyungsoo: Is there anyone who can help me?

Kai: Maybe you can give her a bath while you’re at it

Kyungsoo: No

Eunmi: Sorry for the late reply but I can make a trip to Kyungsoo’s house to help for a while

Kyomi: NOOO why did you spoil it??

Eunmi: He needs help and Jihyun’s first time must be reserved for when she’s sober

Hyori: Good one there

Kyungsoo: Are you all the same?

The next morning

Jihyun: Oh my ing god, did I type all of that?

Hwajae: Yes you did

Jihyun: I’m so screwed…

Kai: So how was your experience with Kyungsoo last night? ;)

Kyungsoo: I will personally skin you alive, Kai