Narcissistic Test.



1. How often do you talk about yourself?

[X]Sometimes

I don't mention it at all.

All the time – I’m talking about myself right now!

2. Do you think people are jealous of you?

Of course – who wouldn’t be?

[X]Somewhat – I do have really great eyes.

No

3. You’re scheduled to catch a plane at 4 in the afternoon, but you leave a little later than you should have. Due to traffic, you don’t arrive until 3:30 pm. By the time you make it past security your plane has taken off. How do you react?

I’d berate them for departing without me and demand to be placed on the next available flight immediately.

[X]I’d kick myself for not leaving on time.

I’d be a tad upset that they didn’t wait a little longer but I’d accept the fact that it’s mostly my fault.

4. You’ve come up with a brilliant business plan, but when you run it past your friends and family they don’t seem to share in your excitement and confess that they honestly don’t think it would work out. How do you react?

I’d brush it off. They’re just jealous they didn’t think of it first.

I’d be a little disappointed, but I’d accept the feedback and drop the idea.

[X]I’d be upset with them at first, but I’d take they’re feedback into consideration.

5. You’ve got a terrible cold that’s keeping you up all hours of the day so you decide to go to the walk-in medical clinic. When you get there, the receptionist tells you the waiting list is approximately 3 hours long. What do you do?

Sit patiently and wait my turn.

[X]Approach the head nurse and ask them to squeeze me in a little sooner, but if they couldn’t I’d wait.

Approach the head nurse and insist that an exception be made for me. I'm not feeling well!

 

6. Do you discuss your achievements with others?

[X]Constantly! I talk about how I was voted Class President 5 years in a row. I talk about my promotions, my Oscar…ok, I made the last one up – but I’ll stretch the truth a bit if I have to.

Sometimes, but only if someone else brings them up.

No way! Who’d want to hear about that?

7. Have you ever flirted at a job interview or to get out of a ticket?

Absolutely – whatever works.

A handful of times.

[X]Absolutely not.

8. What types of people do you usually “rub elbows” with?

Doctors, lawyers, some celebrities – I know a lot of people.

[X]Friends, family – a few people who know people.

People on the bus or subway. Those things can get packed during rush hour!

9. When you were a kid, what was your biggest dream?

To end world hunger and poverty.

To be an athlete.

[X]To be rich and famous.

10. How are you at dealing with compliments?

[X]I love them! Keep ‘em coming!

I’m a little modest, but they’re great to hear now and then.

I’m totally modest – I’d probably turn red and perhaps become a little uncomfortable.

(If you picked all the top ones, you are totally narcissistic.

If you only picked the middle, you are a little.

If your key the last ones, you aren't.

If you mixed all of them, you are about more that half.) 

Okay! I am 55% narcissistic about myself!

Here the website I used to get the quiz: http://www.queendom.com/queendom_tests/transfer

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