Once upon a century, when the trees all blossomed over the Lake of Angler Fish,  one girl decided to venture over the bridge that connected Hogwarts and Infinite BroLand.  Due to this, a chronicle of tales has unfolded, giving way for Harry Potter to enter the home of Kantaloupe and the Seven Giants.  (No copyright infringement intended.) (Ryan Higa, please don’t tell on us.)

  "J-Jagi, I can explain!" "Pfft. No need to. I know what I saw."