My Best Friend's a Wingman
Description
There are 3 important things you should know about Skylar.
One, she likes Sehun ever since freshman year.
Two, Kai is her best friend since forever.
Three, it’s not ideal to ask Kai to be your wingman, but because Skylar is desperate, she asks him anyway.
Foreword
p r e v i e w / s n i p p e t
“You wanted brutal honesty. I'm giving you brutal honesty. Guys are simple-minded. They see cleavage and they're wagging their tails left and right.”
“Prick,” I mutter. “Don't make me regret asking for your judgment. What else?”
Kai scans me up and down, eyes like a hawk hunting for its prey. “Your lips.” Um. Okay? What's wrong with my lips? I send him a confused look and he appears simultaneously taken aback and insulted that I have no clue. “Why are they chapped all the time? It's like a guys repellent.”
I move my hand to smack him but he blocks my hit. “God I really hate you right now,” I groan.
“Trust me, having sisters I notice all the important details.”
Though annoyed, I can't believe I'm considering all of his so-called advice right now. “So what should I do?”
He claps his hands together as if he's a coach guiding his player to the right track. “S.B.H.T.”
“Come again?”
“Lip Scrub, lip Balm, Hydrate—as in drink your water—then, lip Tint.”
“You seem proud to know this grooming technique.”
“Minus the tint, why do you think girls can't resist these lips?” He winks, causing me to roll my eyes even harder.
“Gross. Please spare me the gory details.”
A Modern Century Play: GIVE ME A CHANCE
location: asianfanfic foreword box
description: A long time ago, in a foreword box, comes a skeptical reader and a persistent author whose one pitiful, sad wish in life is for new readers to give her story a chance.
me, the persistent author: HELLO. I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. DO YOU WANT TO WITNESS GREAT BANTER AND GREAT CHEMISTRY BETWEEN TWO GREAT MAIN CHARACTERS?
me: does the thought of swimmer!kai make your heart skip a beat???
me: are you tired of unlikeable but somehow too perfect original character???
you:
me: DO YOU LIKE BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS STORIES?
you: . . . well, yes? but all of them is the same. girl's secretly in love with guy best friend. girl confesses to her guy best frie--
me: no!!! this is different, i swear bae sehun. that's pretty different, eh? (wiggles brows at cha)
you: wait, so then how does skylar catch feelings for kai??
me: if you want to know... you should read to find out (points two index fingers as playful finger guns)
you: ugh, why is this 'Subscribers Only'?? that means i have to subscribe to read. no thanks.
me: how about this? try reading four chapters in and if you're not hooked yet, you're free to UNSUBSCRIBE and think that i at writing!!
you: fair enough... but what if i do like it?
me:
you:
me:
you:
me: see, i didn't expect that... well, (slides you a twenty dollar bill across the table) subscribe?? upvote?? leave your thoughts through the comments?? (looks at you with pleading eyes)
you: and...why did you write this fake script and dialogue of us two just to convince me to read my best friend's a wingman?
me: (sweats nervously) i have too much time on my hands
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