Inoo Kei is Gay
Hey! Say! Jump Drabble Collection
Hannah stomped her feet across the floor as soon as she entered the room. She glared at her clueless friends happily eating ice creams who are now staring at her with confused faces. The poor girl then slumped her bottom half on the seat next to Kim and pouted like a little child.
“Did someone kiss Yabu in front of you or something?” Kim chuckled at the childish pouting face of the younger one.
“It’s worse than that, nee-chan!!” Hannah shook both of Kim’s shoulder back and forth as if in a really big crisis. She then let off a fake cry which made the other girls just stop what they’re doing and listen to the poor girl… “I was about to ask Yabu if we could have a date today… But then, I saw him with Inoo-chan being so lovey dovey on the recording room! YES! YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!” she continued, still shaking the older girl.
“They’re flirting?? InooBu? WOW!” Yuki uttered before taking another spoon-full of ice cream from her tub.
“Yuki-chan! You’re not helping… I know they’re close friends, but there’s no waaaay!!” Kim reassured however having her own doubts in her mind.
“Now that you mentioned it… I saw nii-chan having bottles of nail polish inside his bag once…” Rio thought to herself as she remembers the time when his cousin Kei Inoo visited her house once. This was enough to make Kim frozen from her position... “And and and! I saw some pictures of guys in his phone!”
“Maa~ I always see Inoo with Hikaru… He even makes me jealous sometimes. Just put a wig on him and he’ll be prettier than me!” Rin decided to join in…
“Moshikae, Inoo-kun… is GAY??” Fai and Amu said in perfect sync while both of them looked at each other with shocked faces. They were just trying to troll Kim a little but these jokes were enough to drive her insane and almost bang her head on the table.
“NO NO NO NO!! My boyfriend is NOT GAY! I’ll prove it to you…” Kim replied and suddenly stood up with a determined aura lingering around her body. She then walked towards the door even without finishing her beloved ice cream.
“Oii~ where are you going?” Rin asked.
“I’m going to prove that Inoo isn’t GAY. I’m going undercover”
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*insert Mission Impossible theme song here*
Kim found herself hiding behind a pillar with a massive black coat covering her. She then arranged her sun glasses and pulled her hat down to camouflage herself from all the people in the Jimusho. The young girl then skipped silently to Hey! Say! Jump’s rehearsal room and tried her best to peek and eaves drop into the room where 10 of the boys were found.
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Round One…
“Mou~ Hikaru! You’re not putting the nail polish well…” Kei sat down beside the taller boy and started to apply the black nail polish on Hikaru’s index finger. You see, they will perform ‘Hitomi no Screen later on the show where they require polishing one of their finger nails black (which by the way, unknown to Kim).
Kei then leaned down to perfect the colour, making Kim gasp as she saw the scene through a little hole on the door.
“As Rio-chan said…….. NAIL POLISH?? LIKE SERIOUSLY?!” she frowned. She continued watching the boys inside the room until Chinen entered the scene, wearing a blonde wig.
“Chii… You look so pretty!! HAHA!” Yuto complimented with a chuckle as the other Jump members laughed too. Yabu then pulled the wig from Chinen and put it on Inoo’s head.
“I think Inoo-chan would be prettier with this deshou?” Yabu laughed as soon as the wig landed on Inoo’s head. To join in the jokes, Inoo stood up and fixed the wig on him. He then cleared his throat and started acting like a girl.
“Of course I’m pretty…” Kei joked, earning a laugh from the rest of the group. Kim, on the other hand felt cold sweat running down her body as the thought of her boyfriend being ‘GAY’ is indeed too much for her to absorb right now.
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Round Two…
It’s almost 4pm when Kim decided to continue her mission – to find proof that Inoo Kei is indeed NOT gay.
She saw Yabu and Kei walking casually back to their rehearsal room from the cafeteria while laughing at each other’s existence. Kim tried her best to catch up with the two while hiding using every available pillar found in the Jimusho. The younger girl followed the two boys' trails back to their room and
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