Inoo Kei is Gay

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Hannah stomped her feet across the floor as soon as she entered the room. She glared at her clueless friends happily eating ice creams who are now staring at her with confused faces. The poor girl then slumped her bottom half on the seat next to Kim and pouted like a little child.

 

“Did someone kiss Yabu in front of you or something?” Kim chuckled at the childish pouting face of the younger one.

 

“It’s worse than that, nee-chan!!” Hannah shook both of Kim’s shoulder back and forth as if in a really big crisis. She then let off a fake cry which made the other girls just stop what they’re doing and listen to the poor girl… “I was about to ask Yabu if we could have a date today… But then, I saw him with Inoo-chan being so lovey dovey on the recording room! YES! YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!” she continued, still shaking the older girl.

 

“They’re flirting?? InooBu? WOW!” Yuki uttered before taking another spoon-full of ice cream from her tub.

 

“Yuki-chan! You’re not helping… I know they’re close friends, but there’s no waaaay!!” Kim reassured however having her own doubts in her mind.

 

“Now that you mentioned it… I saw nii-chan having bottles of nail polish inside his bag once…” Rio thought to herself as she remembers the time when his cousin Kei Inoo visited her house once. This was enough to make Kim frozen from her position... “And and and! I saw some pictures of guys in his phone!”

 

“Maa~ I always see Inoo with Hikaru… He even makes me jealous sometimes. Just put a wig on him and he’ll be prettier than me!” Rin decided to join in…

 

“Moshikae, Inoo-kun… is GAY??” Fai and Amu said in perfect sync while both of them looked at each other with shocked faces. They were just trying to troll Kim a little but these jokes were enough to drive her insane and almost bang her head on the table.

 

“NO NO NO NO!! My boyfriend is NOT GAY! I’ll prove it to you…” Kim replied and suddenly stood up with a determined aura lingering around her body. She then walked towards the door even without finishing her beloved ice cream.

 

“Oii~ where are you going?” Rin asked.

 

“I’m going to prove that Inoo isn’t GAY. I’m going undercover”

 

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*insert Mission Impossible theme song here*

 

Kim found herself hiding behind a pillar with a massive black coat covering her. She then arranged her sun glasses and pulled her hat down to camouflage herself from all the people in the Jimusho. The young girl then skipped silently to Hey! Say! Jump’s rehearsal room and tried her best to peek and eaves drop into the room where 10 of the boys were found.

 

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Round One…

 

“Mou~ Hikaru! You’re not putting the nail polish well…” Kei sat down beside the taller boy and started to apply the black nail polish on Hikaru’s index finger. You see, they will perform ‘Hitomi no Screen later on the show where they require polishing one of their finger nails black (which by the way, unknown to Kim).

 

Kei then leaned down to perfect the colour, making Kim gasp as she saw the scene through a little hole on the door.

 

“As Rio-chan said…….. NAIL POLISH?? LIKE SERIOUSLY?!” she frowned. She continued watching the boys inside the room until Chinen entered the scene, wearing a blonde wig.

 

“Chii… You look so pretty!! HAHA!” Yuto complimented with a chuckle as the other Jump members laughed too. Yabu then pulled the wig from Chinen and put it on Inoo’s head.

 

“I think Inoo-chan would be prettier with this deshou?” Yabu laughed as soon as the wig landed on Inoo’s head. To join in the jokes, Inoo stood up and fixed the wig on him. He then cleared his throat and started acting like a girl.

 

“Of course I’m pretty…” Kei joked, earning a laugh from the rest of the group. Kim, on the other hand felt cold sweat running down her body as the thought of her boyfriend being ‘GAY’ is indeed too much for her to absorb right now.

 

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Round Two…

 

It’s almost 4pm when Kim decided to continue her mission – to find proof that Inoo Kei is indeed NOT gay.

 

She saw Yabu and Kei walking casually back to their rehearsal room from the cafeteria while laughing at each other’s existence. Kim tried her best to catch up with the two while hiding using every available pillar found in the Jimusho. The younger girl followed the two boys' trails back to their room and

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AyumiKonaoko
#1
Chapter 31: Omg it’s been a WHILE since I had the opportunity to fangirl over KimKei!! I MISS THIS COUPLE SO MUCH~!

You have no idea how many times I squealed when reading this!! I used to think YamaRio was bold but KimKei is truly on a completely different level!!!
pockypenguinmonster
#2
Chapter 30: first yuto, now, kento---

YO, DUDE, RIO IS SURE A LUCKY GIRL
AyumiKonaoko
#3
Chapter 30: RIO oh my goodness!! Why don’t I get AFF app notifications anymore?! MOU~ I WOULDVE READ THIS EALIER IF I KNEW YOU UPDATED!!

Can I first say…. I absolutely love Yama’s confidence in here HAHAHA~ “I’m so much cooler then Kento. There’s no way Rio’s going to cheat on me” As soon as he said this, I thought the exact same thing as Daichan HAHA! Poor Yama can’t hide his jealousy~!

The sushi part!! OMG I died when Yuto said he is allergic to sushi!! And then Yama’s “I’m allergic to people flirting with Rio-chan” THIS IS GOLD~

AND AND AND WHEN YUTO AND YAMA BOTH CONFRONTED KENTO!! AHHHHHHH THIS IS THE SCENE I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED!! <333

OHMYGOSH don’t get me started on the kiss scene!! When Yama pulled down Rio’s mask to kiss her, I flailed sooooo loudly! HAHA~

My YamaRio heart!! Omggggggg

I totally wasn’t expecting this!! Thank you so much for the update despite your hectic work schedule!! I love you Rio- as much as how Yama loves you!! <3
AyumiKonaoko
#4
Chapter 29: OH MY GOSHHHH~ I didn’t realize how much I missed AmuDai until I read this update!!!

I CANT BELIEVE YOU DREAMT ABOUT THIS- PLEASE LET ME INTO THAT DREAM OF YOURS!! <3

first can I please say…. I WOULD LOVE TO WORK WITH DORI Hahahahaha~ just imagining that opportunity makes me so giddy! I don’t see him as a love interest at all but instead, an amazing actor!!

Seeing Daichan get jealous of that is so cute! HAHAHA

Also also also…. I almost screamed when Dori placed a hand on the base of Amu’s spine! Even I had forgotten how to breathe when I read that!

Can I just say….. I think I’m really starting to like jealous and angry Daichan!! *WHACKED*

“Care to explain why Dori told that woman that you’re his girlfriend?” THIS PART HAD ME FLAILING NONSTOP!! AHHHHHH~ It’s so rare to see him so worked up so my eyes were just like O/////O the entire time!!

“I hate how I feel this way about you” もうこれダメだ、、、

And don’t get me started on “Daiki Arioka’s wife” Rio-chan, are you really trying to stop my heart?! <3

wait also… I love the Yuto reference in here, even if it was just that one line! I’m sure that silenced Yama completely!! HAHAH

This drabble made me sooooo motivated to write! Thank you Rio!!! <3333 my AmuDai feelings have once again returned~ heheheh I’ll have my payback soon!!
AyumiKonaoko
#5
Chapter 28: OMGGGGGG reading this in bed right after a shower from a long day out is the absolute best!!! <3

WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN?

The first thing I noticed in this fic was Chii’s matcha frap!! I wanted to actually try it right away HAHA~ IT WAS BEFORE DAIKI EVEN MENTIONED THAT IT WAS AMU’S FAVORITE! You totally have Amu on point!! HAHA

Yuto is sooooo brave for willingly getting Yama jealous!! And and and I love how oblivious Rio is to all of this! Ahahahaha

ALSO ALSO ALSO THE INDIRECT KISS!!! OHMYGOSH~ I don’t remember…. Has there ever been an actual AmuChii kiss scene?! If not, this is the next closest thing!! *pauses to catch my breath*

Just when I thought it was over, the AmuDai kiss!!! AHHHHHH

I really thought this would be a YamaRioYuto drabble so I was preparing my mindset for this love triangle!!! I wasn’t expecting the kisses at all!!!

もう〜やっぱり羨ましいな主人公は最高だよねー
Thank you so much for this update!!! You absolutely made my week perfect!! How can I thank you?? Mou~
AyumiKonaoko
#6
Chapter 27: AHHHHHHHHHH! WAIT I CANT!! My cheeks are so red!!!! You say that Amu might be a bit out of character here but I think you have her right on point!!

Drunk Amu is is definitely a handful!!! I was already going like “OH NO” when I read that Daiki poured the wrong drink!! Haha

Wait…. I can’t believe my first comment didn’t involve the kiss- THE KISS!! And the lip biting!! OMG~ This part BURNED my cheeks!!!!! AHhhhh

You should’ve really seen my reaction when I read this!! Speaking of reactions, I’m dying to see what YamaRio looked while all of this was happening!! Are you sure Rio and Yama didn’t accidentally record themselves?

And and and… OF COURSE YAMARIO WOULD FILM IT ALL!!

One day, the tables will be turned!!! ILL MAKE SURE OF IT!! Hehe

Thank you so much for this drabble!! It’s been such a busy past few days so I needed this break!! I LOVE YOU RIO~! I can’t wait to drink with you in Japan!
pockypenguinmonster
#7
Chapter 25: BIG WHOA. OKAY IM DOWN FOR SOME KIMKEITO AFTER THIS ONE!!!
pockypenguinmonster
#8
Chapter 26: .... this is like a gigantic step up from the normal amudai stuff