The Wake Up Call.
Team B Text Messages
Welcome ^^/
I hope we will have a pleasent journey. Please do comment if you like it, I feed on them
If you read my other texts you already know how these are gonna go.
If you are new ... well, now you will know how these texts usually go.
Enjoy~
B.I: Yo, get up
B.I: all of you
B.I: now
B.I: don't make me yell at this hour of the day
Donghyuk: this is unhealthy
Donghyuk: I swear we r all gonna die without seeing our grandchildren
Bobby: why can't we turn off our phones? this is annoying
B.I: I will personally make a snowman out of your testicle if you turn off your phones
Jinhwan: morning
Jinhwan: don't scare the kids, Hanbin-ah
Jihnwan: it's only 4 am
Yunhyeong: can't we sleep for another hour?
Junhoe: I couldn't even sleep for an hour T.T
B.I: shut up, get up and eat something
B.I: besides it's your fault for gaming that late
Bobby: did you get up yourself?
B.I: never went to bed
Bobby: ya
Donghyuk: do u wanna die before debuting?
Donghyuk: u can't debut if you die from exhaustion, you know that, right?
B.I: I'm fine, I just need you guys to come here quickly
B.I: get up!
Bobby: one more hour, we came home at midnight
B.I: This is what happens when we get close. If we were still awkward, you would have come right away
Yunhyeong: my face
Yunhyeong: my handsome face
Yunhyeong: I have aged so much
Donghyuk: my back hurts, I bet a 90 year old could beat me
Bobby: we'll be there at 6, Hanbin
Bobby: sleep until we come
B.I: no, I have something to show u
Bobby: I don't wanna see your ugly face this early
B.I: continue acting like this, and my ugly face will be the last thing you will ever see
Jinhwan: don't worry, Hanbin. We are getting up
Yunhyeong: who put a hole in the toilet paper? the whole roll!
Yunhyeong: how did u even manage to
Yunheong: and why
Yunhyeong: why ...
Junhoe: Hanbin hyung, what do you have to show us?
B.I: something awesome
Bobby: u r lying
B.I: prove it
Bobby: I'd rather sleep
B.I: get up
Bobby: make me
B.I: dude! don't ing do this to me. It's in the morning. I'm tired, I'm alone, I'm lonely
B.I: and my hair looks like as if I've been getting hit by bus all my life
Bobby: Poor you
Bobby: but no, that is not enough
Bobby: one more hour ^^
B.I: I'll slice your throat ^^
Jinhwan: it's okay, he will have to get up when I pour boiling water on him
Yunheong: I don't think I made myself clear: Can someone please get me a new toilet paper?!
Donghyuk: there should be some in that white thing under the sink
Yunghyeong: there isn't, I checked with much difficulty
Donghyuk: then there isn't any left
Yunhyeong: what?
Donghyuk: we don't keep toilet papers somewhere else
Yunhyeong: who the hell put a giant hole in the last toilet paper? please take responsibility and go out and buy some
Yunhyeong: before this toilet in my entire
Jinhwan: it is 14 past 4 am, where can we find it?
Junhoe: hyung, u r so screwed
Yunhyeong: don't be so delighted
Yunhyeong: ask a neighbour!
Donghyuk: I don't think I can do that, I have never even see any of the neighbours
Donghyuk: Don't wanna meet them for the first time and ask for a toilet paper
Yunheong: hyung is gonna die, can't u do this for me?
Bobby: just take it for the team
Yunhyeong: take what for the team?!
Jinhwan: quickly get up and eat something, let's go
Yunhyeong: I can't get up
Junhoe: hang on, we will totally bring you some. Just wait for 20 hours
Yunhyeong: this kid
Jinhwan: please stop yelling, we can all hear you clearly
Donghyuk: agreed
Yunheong: Hanbin ah T.T
B.I: unless you are expecting me to steal a toilet paper from YG, there is nothing I can do, hyung
Jinhwan: everybody in the kitchen!
Bobby: 1 more hour
B.I: now, u lazy
Bobby: u r right, I am a lazy .
Bobby: 2 more hours
B.I: Mr. Kim Ji Won
Bobby: yes, Mr. Kim Han Bin?
Donghyuk: can we really sleep for another 1 hour?
Junhoe: Ji Won hyung says yes
Jinhwan: I really will pour boiling water on your faces
Jinhwan: why isn't anyone paying attention to my threats?
Junhoe: because you're way down there
Yunhyeong: does any of you care about me and my ?
Bobby: Nah
Junhoe: maybe we'll bring you some if you cry
B.I: these brats
B.I: i was being nice because i was hard on your asses
B.I: Jinhwan hyung, there should be some toilet papers along wih other stuff inside the 3rd drawer of that brown thing in Junhoe's room
Junhoe: really?
Yunhyeong: couldn't you say so eariler?
B.I: it was amusing, sorry
B.I: so be good and come
Bobby: whatcha gonna if we don't?
B.I: I will take a picture of my and send it to anyone who doesn't get here in 20
Bobby: fine I'm up I'm up that's disgusting
Bobby: chill. why would u even say that urgh
I hope i didn't scare away any reader.
And I hope you guys liked it ^^
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