Lame Team B, and in Which Seungyoon Joins.
Team B Text Messages
"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
- Marthe Troly-Curtin, Phrynette Married
Because I saw Hanbin in my dream last night ^^
Enjoy~
Bobby: this is boring
Bobby: someone play with me
Jinhwan: we have to get up in few hours
Jinhwan: get some sleep
Bobby: but I'm not sleepy
Bobby: I know I know I know I'm gonna regret not sleeping
Donghyuk: my friend was so jealous of me
Donghyuk: he thinks we know all the numbers of girl idols
Donghyuk: thought we talked all the time in group chat
Junhoe: the prettiest person who ever entered here is Yunhyeong hyung
Junhoe: ... after me
B.I: go to sleep
Bobby: tell me a good night story
B.I: once a upon a time, there was a boy who didn't feel sleepy even though his bed time was past. He started to annoy his friends
B.I: so his exhausted friend blew up his room
B.I: The End
Bobby: no wonder you never had a girlfriend, u cold hearted bastard
Bobby: at this rate, you are gonna die alone
Bobby: and even worse: as a
B.I: I'll worry about that myself, thank you for your concern
Jinhwan: please go to sleep
Junhoe: Hanbin hyung, do you know what Big Bang seniors talk about?
B.I: I don't know, I will probably never know
B.I: Music? and maybe some dating problems
Bobby: they probably talk about some cool stuff
Yunhyeong: I saw Seongwoong hyung's phone once
Yunhyeong: and it was hilarious, I couldn't see much though
Yunhyeong: but 8 words out of 10 were cusses
Yunhyeong: maybe they're like that too
Donghyuk: must be fun
Bobby: we can have fun of our own too
Junhoe: yeah, but we r lame
Bobby: hey, we have our charms
Bobby: besides, we just started using this
Jinhwan: it's been over 2 years
Bobby: yeah, but with only 6 of us
Jinhwan: we had to divide it when WIN started, can't be helped
B.I: ya, don't worry about being lame
B.I: Seungyoon hyung showed me his phone
B.I: they are just as lame as us
B.I: most of their conversations were about how to dress for airport, and how ugly Mino hyung is
Donghyuk: really?
B.I: actually, there were some really cool stuff, but let's ignore it
B.I: they're lame
Seungyoon: who are you calling lame?
Seungyoon: whoaaaa, this kid
Seungyoon: ya, we talk about lots of cool stuff, okay?
B.I: what the?
Jinhwan: since u guys weren't sleeping, and Seungyoon kept texting me, so...
Bobby: why were you texting Jinhwan hyung?
Seungyoon: to get him join our group, why?
Yunhyeong: why aren't you sleeping?
Seungyoon: I'm busy at the studio,
Seungyoon: we need to release an album, people r getting desperate
Seungyoon: and here I am
Donghyuk: are you alone?
Seungyoon: no, Taehyun just went home to sleep, and Mino is sleeping somewhere between the floor and the couch
Seungyoon: useless
Junhoe: do u know what our seniors talk about int heir group chats?
Seungyoon: Eh, music? work? I don't think they're that active though
Seungyoon: and probably some secrets that only they know
Jinhwan: am I the only one who is so sleepy?
Yunhyeong: u r getting old
Jinhwan: u r only a year younger than me
Yunhyeong: correction: u r a year older than me
Jinhwan: that is the same thing
Donghyuk: , we really are lame
Junhoe: it's okay, we will have some cool things to talk about when we spend 8 years together
Junhoe: but we also need to find something to stand out
Jinhwan: everyone stands out in their own way
Junhoe: yeah, but what is ours?
Bobby: how we have a leader?
B.I: name one person in this group who has some actual experience
Bobby: okay, I'm shutting up
Yunhyeong: why do I feel like crying even though I'm laughing?
Jinhwan: u idiots
Seungyoon: cute kids
Seungyoon: very cute
Seungyoon: but
Seungyoon: I gotta go
Seungyoon: apparently, Taehyun decided to walk to the dorm and he says someone is following him
B.I: seriously?
Seungyoon: he is probably being paranoid, kid is blinded by his beauty
B.I: don't u need to call someone?
Seungyoon: nah. It's prbably just someone walking in the same direction
Seungyoon: Jinwoon hyung is going out to get him on the way
Seungyoon: oh, and, Hanbin
Seungyoon: how come u r not working today?
B.I: u think I don't want to?
Bobby: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bobby: don't, he will break your neck
Seungyoon: what?
B.I: u think I'm not thinking about the scent of the room?
Donghyuk: do u know how hard it was for us to get him home?
Seungyoon: huh?
Yunhyeong: we had to beg him and threaten him for hours
Junhoe: we didn't succeed
Junhoe: but then Hanbin hyung got kicked out by ***** hyung (he is referring to their vocal coach)
Bobby: the kid was literally living in the studio
Seungyoon: oh, I see cool cool. another workaholic lol
Seungyoon: well kids, it has been nice
Seungyoon: and change the password
Seungyoon: it is lame
Jinhwan: oh, shut up
Seungyoon: u think about my proposition
Yunhyeong: what proposition?
Seungyoon: secret
Bobby: bull
Seungyoon: u won't say that when Jinhwan accepts my offer
B.I: u said it was a proposition
Seungyoon: u r too serious
B.I: they're two different things
Donghyuk: proposition is made usually in business
Dongyuk: offer is more casual and sometimes dirty
Junhoe: who cares, this is why we are so lame
Jinhwan: can you guys please just go to sleep?
Seungyoon: , I really gotta go
Seungyoon: Taehyun is freaking out
B.I: Call someone!
Seungyoon: nah okay, okay, bye
Jinhwan: he'll be okay, right?
Bobby: of course probably
Bobby: I bet that person was just walking in the same direction
Junhoe: besides, the dorm is close, and Jinwoon hyung is going to get him, right?
Donghyuk: good night
Donghyuk: please wake me up nicely tomorrow
B.I: when did we ever wake u up in a bad way?
Donghyuk: u blasted Fantastic Baby right into my ear!
Donghyuk: I was so shocked, I almos peed in my pants
Junhoe: I would have paid to see that
Donghyuk: bet you would. ert
Bobby: hang on, Taehyun is calling
The conversation between Bobby and Taehyun will be revealed... in the future. maybe
Yeaaah, now I'm off to shower
Comments are wanted and loved ^^
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