"You speak an infinite deal of nothing."

- William Shakespeare,The Merchant of Venice

Did you guys miss me? ^^

I just saw that I haven't updated for over a year,

and thought I was away for like 3-4 months at most.

Wow...I'm sorry >.<

Enjoy~

Donghyuk: Who is the coolest/manly one?

Donghyuk: Who is the brain?

Donghyuk: Who would you date if you were a girl?

Donghyuk: How was your first impression of him?

Donghyuk: Who is the most handsome?

Donghyuk: Who is the best with girls?

Dongyuk: Who would survive in a wild jungle?

Donghyuk: Do you think we will be asked these questions,too?

Donghyuk: how are we suppose to answer?

Junhoe: Easy,you scream my name

Donghyuk: what?

Junhoe: Easy,you say my name

Yunhyeong: You are so weird these days

Donghyuk: yeah,it is creeping me out,too

Junhoe: i am just being nice

Donghyuk: yeah

Donghyuk: exactly why i'm so creeped out

Junhoe: you complain when I ignore you,you complain when I hit on you

Junhoe: so tiring...

Bobby: Those questions are easy

Bobby: everyone goes through them

Bobby: we will,too ^^

Bobby: also,I think none of us will survive in a wild jungle

Bobby: we will die as soon as we get there,guaranteed

Yunhyeong: nice

Jinhwan: we will answer all that,and do more

Jinhwan: go on music shows,variety shows,reality shows,radio shows

B.I: Practice if you are taking a break

Bobby: I hate you,I just sat down

B.I: i have been sitting here,hunched,for the past 80 hours

Yunhyeong: you know you can't debut if you die,right?

B.I: okay,hyung

Bobby: ing

Bobby: be nice to me,too

B.I: sorry,I'm only nice to good looking peope

Junhoe: probably the reason why he tortures himself so much

B.I: what?

Junhoe: So,first question

Dongyuk: who is the coolest?

Bobby: Hanbin

B.I: Jinhwan hyung

Donghyuk: Hanbin hyung

Junhoe: why isn't anyone saying my name?

Jinhwan: our Junhoe ^^

Yunhyeong: to be honest,we are all lame

Yunhyeong: Hanbin will surrender his whole world to a tiny mosquito

Donghyuk: I'm just going to ignore the fact that none of you even thought about me,okay

Bobby: But you can't do this on variety shows! it is not funny if you are so serious

Donghyuk: who is the brain?

Bobby: you ^^

Yunhyeong: Hanbin and Donghyuk

Junhoe: to be honest,it is a miracle Jiwon hyung can read and write

Bobby: why are you doing this to me?

Junhoe: you said you wanted me to be close to you,too

Yunhyeong: what are you to going to do

Yunhyeong: so awkward

Bobby: we r not awkward

B.I: you thanked Junhoe when he passed you chopsticks this morning

Bobby: So what? I'm polite

B.I: There was a moment in my life where I felt your on my cheeks

Bobby: you are welcome

Junhoe: next question

Donghyuk: who would you date if you were a girl?

Bobby: you are all too ugly for me

Junhoe: girl or not,Donghyuk

Donghyuk: Do you want me to quit,is that what you want?

Junhoe: No,I want you to surrender

Junhoe: to me

Yunhyeong: more like you are too ugly for any of us

Donghyuk: Are Junhoe's texts invisible to you guys???

Bobby: We are all ugly for everyone

Jinhwan: So?

B.I: We die alone

Yunhyeong: "How was your first impression"

Bobby: You have to make this funny

Bobby: We are not gonna get invited back to the show if we r boring

Bobby: and "YG really doesn't care about looks" thing is overused

Jinhwan: I wondered why a kid like Junhoe had to be taller than me

Junhoe: and I'm still growing

Yunhyeong: Obviously,everyone was wary of Hanbin at first

Dongyuk: yeah

Donghyuk: I didn't like Junhoe

Junhoe: I didn't like you either

Bobby: did we all dislike each other?

Yunhyeong: No,I liked our mat hyung right away

B.I: and what about me?

Yunhyeong: what about you? ^^

B.I: break time is over

Bobby: ya,this is practicing too

Bobby: debuting is meaningless if we can't survive out there

B.I: first debut

B.I: then we'll think of something

Donghyuk: do you think we will cross-dress?

Bobby: No way

Jinhwan: we will look so scary

Donghyuk: what if we lose our fans?

B.I: debut first

B.I: and we will deal with whatever is thrown at us

Junhoe: yeah,we r good at that

And to celebrate iKON's debut:

iKON Text Messages.

How to thank me?

Easy,you scream my name~

Also,Jinhwan is adorable >.<