AN: I am so sorry for the long wait. My schedule was so packed that I couldn’t even find a spare minute to write ;-;

To summarize your answers for the last question (where you’re from?), you guys are from all around the world :o I am so honored to have so divers readers…you’ll make me cry TwT <3

Thank you for your continuous support and love!

Ok, enough crying please enjoy the chapter :3

(The new question will be at the end)

 

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[6:49 PM]

 

fake friends

 

Dumblix: omg gays

Dumblix: guys*

 

ratbin: no that was really accurate

 

Dumblix: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dumblix: same difference

Dumblix: but I really need your help right now

Dumblix: I’m so nervous

Dumblix: I could throw up

 

Hyunjon: me too

Hyunjon: （;ﾟ;艸;ﾟ;）

 

Satan Oppa: breath

Satan Oppa: both of you

 

panicked DAD: drink water and try to calm down

panicked DAD: y’all are amazing dancers I’m sure that everything will be alright

 

Jiliet: FWLIX

Jiliet: FELIX!

Jiliet: HYUNJIN

Jiliet: calm down

Jiliet: you guys are AMAZING

Jiliet: I AM ALREADY IN LOVE WITH BOTH OF YOU

Jiliet: AND AFTER YOUR PERFORMANCE EVERYONE ELSE WILL TOO

 

ratbin: does that mean that I have to fight possible opponents?

 

Satan’s side chick: yes

Satan’s side chick: tbh I don’t know why but people are always hitting on Felix no matter where we go

Satan’s side chick: even Jisung had a crush on him

 

ratbin: Jisung had what?????

 

Satan’s side chick: oops?

 

Jiliet: SEUNGMIN

Jiliet: THAT WAS A SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hyunjon: wtf

Hyunjon: how do you know about it?

 

Satan’s side chick: well…after Chan hyungs party I forced Jisung to tell me whom he had a crush on

Satan’s side chick: and he told me

Satan’s side chick: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Jiliet: YOU PROMISED TO NOT TELL ANYBODY

 

UwU: that’s ok hyung

UwU: we all had a crush on our friend at some time

 

panicked DAD: you too Innie?

panicked DAD: who is it?

 

Dumblix: I feel honored to be your past crush

Dumblix: you have a fantastic taste my mate

 

ratbin: I’m not sure how I should feel about this…

 

Satan Oppa: well…that was unexpected

Satan Oppa: but on a second thought it wasn’t

Satan Oppa: Jisung declares his love for Felix every single day

Satan Oppa: smh this boy is wild

 

Jiliet: PLATONIC love

Jiliet: Yes, I love Felix

Jiliet: but as a BROTHER

 

Dumblix: Babe you know I don’t have a moral compass

Dumblix: but I’m not into

 

Jiliet: FELIX NO

Jiliet: come on

Jiliet: guys it was like two years ago

Jiliet: and only lasted for a year or so

 

ratbin: for a year???

ratbin: damn I thought it was sth childish but boy you got it hard

 

UwU: (◯Δ◯∥)

 

Hyunjon: I feel betrayed

Hyunjon: you told Seungmin but not me

Hyunjon: you knew me longer than him!!!

 

Jiliet: I DIDN’T WANT TO TELL HIM

Jiliet: Hyunjin come on you know I love you

 

ratbin: you sure love many people

 

Satan’s side chick: is that jealousy I’m smelling?

 

ratbin: shut up

 

Romeo Sunbaenim: who saddened Hyunjin?????

Romeo Sunbaenim: he’s really upset

 

panicked DAD: just scroll up

 

Romeo Sunbaenim: I have a very important competition in an hour

Romeo Sunbaenim: stop wasting my time and tell me who hurt Hyunjin

 

Satan’s side chick: why do you even care about him?

 

Satan Oppa: oh the tea is boiling hot today

Satan Oppa: Who wants a cup?

 

UwU: Hyunjinnie hyung are you ok?

UwU: Minho hyung

UwU: Seungmin hyung told everybody that Jisung hyung used to have a crush on Felix hyung

UwU: and now he’s upset because he didn’t know

 

Romeo Sunbaenim: thank you Jeongin

Romeo Sunbaenim: and I care about Hyunjin because he is my friend

 

panicked DAD: o.o

 

ratbin: YOU KNOW HIM FOR WHAT

ratbin: A FEW MONTHS AND YOU CALL HIM YOUR FRIEND???

 

Jiliet: cry me a river hyung

 

ratbin: oh shut up Jisung

 

Satan’s side chick: aw, look at those two tiny jealous men

 

Hyunjon: of course I am hyung :)

Hyunjon: at least you never lie to me

 

Jiliet: how is this considered as a lie???

Jiliet: and I should be mad at you not other way around!

 

Satan Oppa: Welcome to today’s episode of ‘How many pots of tea do we need?’

 

panicked DAD: boys you’re nervous and saying things you don’t mean

 

Dumblix: dad is right let’s calm down

Dumblix: Changbin there’s no need to be jealous <3

 

Hyunjon: what do you mean Jisung?

Hyunjon: what did I do now?

 

Jiliet: Well…your nickname could be ‘boyfriend stealer’

 

UwU: o.o

 

Satan Oppa: there we go again

 

Satan’s side chick: shut up and refill my cup hyung

 

Hyunjon: I ALREADY TALKED WITH FELIX ABOUT IT

Hyunjon: And why are you mad?

Hyunjon: Minho hyung and me didn’t even hug once

 

Dumblix: ehem

Dumblix: this my friend is a big phat lie

Dumblix: you hug him at least twice daily

 

Romeo Sunbaenim: we have other problems right now

 

Hyunjon: SO WHAT

Hyunjon: you tickle him always because you love his cute giggle

 

Jiliet: please tell me that my eyes are deceiving me

Jiliet: please tell me that my TWO BEST FRIENDS ARE NOT BETRAYING ME LIKE THIS

 

panicked DAD: you have to be on stage in like…30 minutes

panicked DAD: we should sort this out later

 

Satan’s side chick: booo

Satan’s side chick: party popper

 

UwU: Chan hyungie is right

 

Hyunjon: YOU DON’T OWN HIM

Hyunjon: We can hug him as much as we want

 

Romeo Sunbaenim: please not

 

ratbin: this is not my day.

ratbin: I’m so confused right now

ratbin: like who likes whom?

ratbin: why does Minho like Hyunjin?

ratbin: is this how Jeongin feels all the time?

 

UwU: basically…yes

 

ratbin: poor child

ratbin: let me give you a hug later

 

Jiliet: why do you bother?

Jiliet: just ask Hyunjin since he loves to hug

Jiliet: or even better Minho hyung who seems to like everybody but me

 

Satan Oppa: I’m at the theater now

Satan Oppa: reserved first row seats for us

Satan Oppa: stop fighting and get your asses here

 

panicked DAD: on my way

 

Romeo Sunbaenim: Jisung Hyunjin is right

Romeo Sunbaenim: I can hug whom I want

Romeo Sunbaenim: now stop distracting us with your childish jealousy

 

Satan’s side chick: Jisung you already know that Hyunjin likes Jeongin

Satan’s side chick: why are you still crying?

 

panicked DAD: （°o   °；）

 

Satan Oppa: （°o   °；）

 

Satan’s side chick: Oh

Satan’s side chick: google how can I kill myself

 

ratbin: wow

ratbin: Seungmin’s spilling everything today

 

Hyunjon: I am never talking to you again

 

Satan’s side chick: wait no

Satan’s side chick: I’ll take Innie’s phone and delete the message

Satan’s side chick: he’s at my place and going to the toilet now

 

Dumblix: Minnie what’s up with you today?

Dumblix: pls let’s stop arguing

Dumblix: Jisung Hyunjin doesn’t like Minho hyung in that way

Dumblix: and we all know that he doesn’t like him either

Dumblix: we trained for months now

Dumblix: we laughed but also suffered together

Dumblix: we argued and helped each other and even if you don’t want to realize it

Dumblix: it bound us together, ok?

Dumblix: we’re not betraying you or sth else

Dumblix: we just behave like friends

Dumblix: so stop sulking and cheer for us

 

panicked DAD: wow Lix who thought that you could be this mature

 

ratbin: I think I fell a little bit more for you

ratbin: ✿♥‿♥✿

 

Jiliet: I am so sorry Lix

Jiliet: and I’m sorry Hyunnie :(

Jiliet: I stressed you more than you already are

Jiliet: what a horrible friend I am

Jiliet: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

 

Hyunjon: oh shut your dramatic up

Hyunjon: we still love you

 

Jiliet: I don’t deserve friends like you

 

Dumblix: I love you toooooooooooo

Dumblix: but you need to apologize to one more person

 

Jiliet: Minho hyung I’m sorry

Jiliet: I know how important the competition is

Jiliet: I promise that I’ll cheer for you with my whole heart

Jiliet: please don’t be mad at me anymore

 

Romeo Sunbaenim: we’re even now

 

Jiliet: ok

 

Satan Oppa: Jisung and Changbin hurry up!

Satan Oppa: everybody is eying the free seats and I have to shoo them away

 

ratbin: we’re there in two minutes

ratbin: just curious tho

ratbin: did Seungmin succeed?

 

Hyunjon: I sure hope he did

Hyunjon: or else we would have to attend a funeral

 

UwU: what happened?

UwU: Jinnie hyung why do you want to kill him?

 

panicked DAD: nothing my baby

panicked DAD: don’t worry

panicked DAD: Felix, Hyunjin and Minho we’re rooting for you

panicked DAD: you’ll burn the stage

panicked DAD: good luck!

 

Satan Oppa: good luck boys <3

Satan Oppa: we love you

 

UwU: everybody is going to love you hyungs

UwU: fighting! <3

 

Satan’s side chick: good luck :)

 

panicked DAD: ok, now off your phones

panicked DAD: don’t forget to silent it!

panicked DAD: we don’t want to disturb anybody.

 

Satan Oppa: we understood.

 

 

 

AN: 

Next question:

Who is your favorite SKZ member?

This question is so hard to answer because like how can you choose only one? They all are gorgeous and loveable uwu

My first bias (pre debut) was Felix cause...CUTE?! but for some months now Minho snatched that 1st place xD but he's closely followed by Chan aka the world's boyfriend.