Ice cream and hot cakes

Because life is a mess

 

 

Seoul was sunny at that day; people were having picnics on the park, children playing on the playground and many more, well except for a certain Huang Zitao

 

This has to be the 60th time Tao roam around the city just to find a job. He just moved to Korea last month and he really needs money. He let out a disappointed sigh as Mr Lim rejected him

 

 

 

 

 

Now it’s the 61th time

 

 

 

 

 

Life is unfair, for me

 

 

He went out of the building wondering where his next stop would be

 

 

Hahahaha I don’t have one

 

Gonna buy ice cream

 

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 “WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!” Kris slammed his fists on his desk facing Taemin who just awkwardly stand 1 meter away from Kris

 

“S-sr, no one accepted the j-job” Taemin his pitiful secretary shakily said after Kris threw a tantrum on him

 

“FIND ME A PERSONAL ASSISTANT THIS ONCE!” shouted Kris

 

“b-but Sr. we already explore every city on K-Korea but no one accepted it” said Taemin

 

“IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO FIND ME AN ASSISTANT UNTIL MIDNIGHT THEN I WILL FIRE YOU” Kris warned

 

“no Sr. please” Taemin knelt down, “I promise I will find you one before midnight” Taemin pleaded

 

“better make sure or else you know already the consequences” Kris said as he went back to take a sit

 

“ok, now if you will please excuse me Sr” Taemin stood up, bowed 90 degrees and headed towards the door. Taemin went to his desk and cried his heart out

 

“Taemin, is there something wrong?” asked Key, his officemate who pushed his chair backwards to take a good look on Taemin’s cubicle

 

Taemin turned his gaze to Key “Sr Kris *hiccup* said that he *hiccup* will fire me if I *hiccup* failed to give him *hiccup* his personal assistant *hiccup* until midnight” Taemin sobbed

 

“shh stop crying” Key went over to Taemin’s cubicle to pat the younger’s shoulders; a way of showing concern “don’t worry I will help you”

 

“really?” Taemin eyes turned bright suddenly which made Key chuckled

 

“yes” Key gave him an assuring smile

 

“wow thank you hyung!” Taemin beamed hugging Key tightly to the point that he made the older suffocate

 

Time went by fast and it’s now the time where Key and Taemin will be finding a perfect candidate for Kris’ assistant

 

 

but no one dared to…

 

 

“WHY DOES KRIS HAVE TO BE AN ?!” Taemin cried his heart out slamming his beer on the process

 

“yeah, and why does everyone in this city have to know that he’s an ” Key said silently, afraid that Kris might appeared out of nowhere

 

Taemin took a sip of his overflowing bear and glanced at a certain man beside him

 

“miss, one glass of beer” the man said to the bartender, his hair was messy, tan skin and his nose were sharp. Taemin stared at the man until he loses his control

 

“Sir!” Taemin cried grabbing the man’s arm and caressed it using his cheeks as a sign of pleading while the man froze unable to intercept what the guy was doing to him

 

“Taemin stop that” Key said as soon as he found Taemin grabbing a stranger, he grabbed Taemin’s hands of the stranger but the younger was so strong, he couldn’t do anything

 

“please accept my job offer” Taemin cried ignoring Key who was struggling on pulling him off the man

 

“Taemin stop that” Key pleaded still grabbing Taemin’s arms, he turned his gaze to the stranger and muttered a sorry with eyes full of embarrassment

 

“no leave me alone!” Taemin cried, this time Key was bursting in anger that he lost his patience, he tried grabbing Taemin’s arms once again and this time it was so strong, so strong that Taemin fell on the floor

 

“oops” Key muttered glancing at a unconscious well more like a sleeping Taemin on the bar’s floor

 

“excuse me but if you don’t mind, what is his problem?” the stranger pointed down at Taemin

 

“actually our boss, CEO of Wu Industries warned him that if he failed to get an assistant for him until midnight then he will be fired” Key explained, wonder if I can trust this man

 

“well I can help you” the man flashed a smile to Key

 

“really?” Key’s frown was washed away with a smile “so what is your name?” asked Key

 

“Minho, Choi Minho” the stranger said

 


“hello Mr Choi I’m Kim Kibum but Key would be alright” Key shook hands with him

 

“well then, hello Key it’s nice meeting you” Minho smiled at him

 

 “so you will accept the job?” Key clasped his hands together hoping he wasn’t dreaming Taemin you owe me one

 

“no but I can help you” Minho said shaking his wine glass

 

“huh?” Key gave him a confused look “then how can you help?”

 

“I have a friend who is desperate for finding a job” Minho gazed at Key but Key just nudged him to continue

 

“he’s 21 years old, Chinese and his name is Huang Zitao”

 

“oh my thank you so much, do you have his number?” asked Key

 

“yeah” Minho asked the bartender to give him a piece of paper, after the bartender gave him he wrote Zitao’s number on it and was about to give it to Key but

 

“oops” Minho pulled the paper back to him as it was about to be placed on Key’s palm

 

“what?” Key asked trolling on me bro?

 

“I’ll give this to you on one condition” Key’s heart beat accelerated fast as the man smirked at him

 

“w-what is it?” Key stuttered, Minho leaned closer to Key and whispered something that made Key gulped

 

 

 

Uh-oh

 

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“so have you found me someone?” Kris asked standing up anticipating for Taemin to nod, and he did

 

“yes sir” Taemin proudly said, “Zitao you can come here”

 

Flashback...

As soon as Minho left the bar, Key immediately dialled Zitao’s number

 

“hello?”

 

“oh, are you perhaps Huang Zitao, Minho’s friend?” asked Key

 

“yeah that’s me”

 

“I’m Kim Kibum but you can call me Key, apparently your friend Choi Minho gave me your number he said you need a job”

 

“yes” Zitao replied

 

“I can offer you one, if you would like it” said Key

 

“really? What is it?” Key could feel Zitao smiling

 

“I’m an employee at the Wu Industries, our CEO need an assistant after the previous one resigned, I think you will be a perfect candidate to be the next one” said Key

 

“I would love to accept that” Zitao beamed through the phone this kid must not know Kris Key thought

 

“ok see you tomorrow at Wu Industries, 9:00am, please be there on time” said Key

 

“ok”

 

Back to the present

 

As soon as the door opened, Kris gazed at the man from head to toe, he has a dark hair, tall and slender body, tan skinned and his eye bags resemble a panda; Kris’ favourite animal, dragons too LOL Kris shook of the thoughts and went back to reality

 

“so your name is?” Kris asked raising his brows and placing both of his hands on the desk

 

“Huang Zitao” the boy replied

 

“you’re Chinese?” asked Kris

 

“yes” said Zitao

 

Kris went quiet for a while scanning Zitao from head to toe and read his background, meanwhile Taemin was suffocating on the corner asking himself some questions or possibilities like what if Kris won’t accept him? What if Kris wanted a girl? Nah Kris is gay, but what if he changed destinies? I’m doomed! And Zitao was, well being Zitao, patiently waiting for Kris while standing straight

 

“you can start now” Kris stood up, threw the folder on the desk and turned his chair around to the huge glass window which views almost all of Seoul

 

“thank you sir” Kris turned his gaze back to Zitao who was bowing and Kris was sure he wasn’t imagining things when the younger smiled, damn he looked like he was going to kill you a while ago now he looked like an innocent kid who just received a candy. Zitao heads towards the door followed by Taemin but before Taemin could proceed…

 

“Taemin!” Kris called

 

“what is it sir?” asked Taemin smiling wide from his success

 

“by me ice cream”

 

“ok sir I will buy you- WHUT?!”

 

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“Zitao” Taemin called while helping Zitao carry some boxes to fill his office, originally Zitao’s table should just be on the corner on Kris office, that’s what the previous assistants of Kris do but now Kris changed it, apparently Zitao has a small office beside Kris office, the door becoming a boundary but it was still under construction so…

 

“you can call me Tao” he said figuring Taemin had a little bit of awkwardness pronouncing his name since Taemin is Korean

 

“ok, Tao I have some few warnings for you” Taemin said placing the box on Tao’s desk

 

“what is it?” asked a curious Tao

 

“I just want to say that you have to be extra careful when you are around Kris, he’s a monster” said Taemin he shivered remembering the first time Kris scolded him because he was late, he was forced to roam around the building while wearing a Cinderella dress, true story bro. Tao looked up to Taemin wondering if he was serious or not guess he was

 

“well for a monster he sure is smart to be a CEO” Tao dusted of his pants

 

“not literally a monster, he’s a” Taemin paused for a while searching for the right word to describe Kris

 

“he is cold, he’s a big meanie” said Taemin

 

“why is there something wrong?” said Tao

 

“uh-oh boy, you have no idea” Taemin said glaring at Tao

 

“I think he’s nice” Tao said eyes focus on his desk

 

“what?!” Taemin ruffled his hair out of frustration

 

“I said I think he’s nice” Tao repeated

 

“urghhhhhh” Taemin groaned banging his head on the wall out of frustration

 

“but don’t you dare forget that I warned you” Taemin said and went out leaving a bewildered tao alone

 

“so, if he’s an then I will change him” Tao unpacked the box “because I will imitate what those girls do in those drama” Tao said to himself, enabling to control it he threw some papers on the air

 

What have I gotten myself into?

 

 

 

 

I’m dead

 

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“so class 3-A, pay attention” principal Kim exclaimed slamming some papers on the table, he turned his gaze to a ‘certain’ Oh Sehun who was well, traveling in dreamland

 

“MR OH IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO PAY ATTENTION THEN I WILL REPORT YOUR BEHAVIOUR IN CLASS TO YOUR FATHER!” Sehun opened his eyes slowly then yawned loudly, he rubbed his eyes and looked to the principal

 

“so what? We owned this school, you have no rights here you old fart” the class bursted into laughter of what Sehun had said, some guys even high fived with him. Principal Kim just let it slide thinking if he would do something will just make the situation worse

 

“so class, settle down” the class turned quiet “your adviser Mrs Kwon left to work overseas so we replaced her with someone, Mr Xi please come in”

 

A man with a light brown hair entered the room, he was wearing a long sleeved shirt with red and grey stripes, he was wearing converse shoes but what caught Sehun’s attention was his face he looks young actually he looks younger than the students, the class stared in awe to him then the girls started squealing like mating dolphins

 

“hello everyone I’ll be your new adviser my names is Xi Luhan nice to meet you” (I don’t know Luhan’s last name so I made it Xi) as soon as Luhan said that the girls started throwing question at him like…

 

“you look so young, how old are you Mr Xi?”

 

“do you have a girlfriend?”

 

“are you a deer?”

 

Let’s just pretend that we didn’t heard the last one

 

“okay Luhan I’ll leave this brats to you, bye” Principal Kim headed towards the exit and shut the door

 

“class please settle down, I’ll read the daily bulletin so please be attentive and listen” Luhan started reading the bulletin and the class were surprisingly listening well except for a ‘certain’ student though. Oh Sehun kept on staring at Luhan’s glorious lips as he talk, those lips I want those he muttered to himself, it kept on going like that until a light bulb appeared on Sehun’s head

 

“This is perfect” Sehun smirked

 

~

KRIIIIIIING

Luhan let out a heavy sigh and went to the school’s cafeteria for lunch, the school’s not that bad but he was just tired, truthfully he thought his good looks had saved him

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Or maybe not

 

He went to an empty table at the corner and ate alone. He was still new so he had no friends

 

“excuse me Mr Xi, can I join you?” a ‘certain’ student interrupted Luhan’s lunch, Luhan turned his gaze to the student he look familiar Luhan thought

 

“sure” Luhan smiled, the boy placed his tray and sat down at the opposite side of Luhan making them face to face

 

“so Mr Xi, how was your first day?” the boy asked

 

“It was great thanks for asking but by the way, what is your name? I’m still not familiar with the students around this school” Luhan asked he thought it would be better if his first friend in this school is a student than a teacher

 

“my name is Sehun, Oh Sehun”

 

“Oh Sehun, the owner’s son, you’re in my class right?” Luhan asked Sehun nodded

 

“well it’s nice to meet you Sehun” Luhan smiled he said my name, that smile damn. Sehun cursed under his breath. They ate together while having conversations at each other, Sehun couldn’t believe that Luhan was 25 years old already, he thought he was 16, meanwhile Luhan knew that Sehun was the top dancer in the school, he even asked Sehun to do a sample but Sehun was shy, they’re in a cafeteria anyway also Sehun didn’t pinpoint it but Luhan knew that Sehun isn’t good with ‘s’ he pronounced them as ‘th’ in short; lisp

 

“do you want some hotcakes?” Luhan asked

 

“yes” Sehun smiled his lips showing he wants more food truth is he just wanted to seduce Luhan

 

“I’ll go buy some” Luhan grabbed his wallet and went to the counter. While Luhan was out Sehun was daydreaming things about him

 

Luhan’s sweet smile, Luhan’s sparkling eyes, Luhan’s gorgeous eyelashes, Luhan’s brown hair, Luhan’s shirt, Luhan in a gown, Luhan in a wig, Luhan with DONALD DUCK HYUNG!! (wtf?) and Luhan with hot cakes, yeah Oh Sehun, hot cakes, HOT CA-

 

“Sehun this one’s for you” Luhan handed Sehun a hot cake interrupting his dirty thoughts. Luhan ate while Sehun was staring at the hot cake for like 987654321 years

 

 

 

He can never look at the hotcakes the same way again

 

 

Luhan: 1

Sehun: 0

 

 

 

 

 

AN: HOPE YOU WILL LIKE THE 1ST CHAPTER AND I'M TERRIBLY SORRY FOR ANY GRAMMAR MISTAKES, TYPOS AND ALL, HOPE THIS CHAPTER WON'T DISSAPOINT YOU REMEMBER THIS IS MY 1ST FIC SO PLEASE BE PATIENT ALSO DID I FORGOT TO MENTION SHINEE'S HERE, XD DON'T WORRY THEY WON'T MESS UP THE STORY (EVEN THOUGH THE STORY IS MESSED UP ALREADY) ALSO THE CHOI MINHO HERE IN THIS CHAPTER ISN'T BAEK'S HUBBIE SORRY IF YOU'RE CONFUSED, JUST PICTURE BAEK'S HUBBIE AS LEE MINHO, BUT I'LL CHANGED HIS LAST NAME TO PARK SINCE THEY ARE BROTHERS WITH CHANYEOL, SO THAT'S IT

 

THANK YOU FOR READING <3

PS: please read my new fic if you want, staring Krishan and Kray: YOU

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nightStar
#1
will u continue this, Author-sshi??
nightStar
#2
Chapter 12: hmmm.. okay.. :)
EdisonHuang
#3
Chapter 1: "Luhan with hotcakes"

omggg i can't even XDD
honeybyunnie
#4
Chapter 12: I got lost for a second... but OK lol update soon please so I can remember what's going on
gamgorgeous
#5
Chapter 12: SHIZ. MY BABE IS CAUGHT. WTF HOLY MOTHER OF KRISUS.
Mon_Na
#6
Chapter 10: Yay!! A kiss. Finally. God I've been waiting for this since forever :3
gamgorgeous
#7
Chapter 10: So many connections, very funny the fahk!!! This is daebak author nim XD!!! All my OTPs gaaaaaaaaaaahd~~~~ //le blushing like there's no tomorrow Hydoes love have to be like that?! Update when you have the time author nim!!!
honeybyunnie
#8
Chapter 10: There's so many parts and mismatching and crushes and omgawd... Lolol update soon ^^ #newreader