woah~ woah~ what the hell?!!

Because life is a mess

 

 

 

 

“you two knew each other?” Sehun asked, Luhan’s eyes went wide, hands trembling and heart accelerating fast

 

“uh…” Luhan thought of things to say as an excuse, his brain isn’t doing his job right now

 

“we had met before, it’s no big deal” Kris said, ouch, Luhan felt a pang on his chest, no big deal?! After the I went through just because of you

 

“yeah Sehun” Luhan faked a smile

 

“I’ll be going” Kris said, he headed towards the door, before he could get out his eyes met Luhan’s

 

Luhan let the drama out and persuaded himself to focus on his student who just escaped

 

“so tell me Mr Oh, why the hell did you escaped?!” Luhan screamed, Sehun gulped, the tantrum Luhan gave him was far worse than on class

 

“i-I was just…” you can’t tell him about hyung, Sehun, “…I wanted to go out”

 

“really? I nearly died of out nervousness and you will just say that you wanted to go out?!” Luhan screamed, Sehun’s hands trembled and before he knew it tears were rolling down on his face

 

“I’m sorry” Luhan said and hugged the younger, Sehun cried not embarrassed, he was too problematic at the time

 

~

 

“this is Zhang Yixing” Joonmyeon shrieked as his vision was covered by a picture

 

“did I asked you to throw it, Myungsoo?” Joonmyeon replied harshly, Myungsoo just smirked at him as Joonmyeon took the picture from his face

 

“why are you giving me his picture anyway?” Joonmyeon asked, flipping the picture, like seriously what kind of criminal would want to see a picture of someone who will obviously put him to jail

 

“just to be familiar with” Myungsoo replied, Joonmyeon shrugged and stared at the given picture one more time, he carefully observed Yixing’s face, the picture was obviously Yixing’s ID with the white background in it. Honestly Joonmyeeon expected a fat man holding a donut with him but what he saw was the opposite, he noticed Yixing has dimples judging at the camera angle, his nose were long and his eyes were naturally sparking, Joonmyeon didn’t know what he felt but it seems like he felt-

 

“don’t tell me you’re attracted to the man” Myungsoo said, Joonmyeon blinked and finally process what Myungsoo said, he was offended since Myungsoo completed his train of thoughts. Sighing, he threw the picture at Myungsoo and successfully targeted it on his face.

 

“what was that for?” Myungsoo whined

 

“it’s called payback ” Joonmyeon scoffed, Myungsoo let out a loud sigh which Joonmyeon could clearly hear and judging from the sounds of footsteps, Joonmyeon knew that the guy went out of the room.

 

never thought you would be attractive, Joonmyeon smirked

 

~

 

Chanyeol woke up to the singing bird outside the window, Minho left last night and Baekhyun called him that he would spend the night on one of his friend’s house.

 

He went downstairs to answer the call of his groaning stomach. As he stepped towards the kitchen, he was surprised by the heavy smell of bacons and eggs maybe?

 

“WHAT THE!” Chanyeol screamed as he saw a man cooking on the kitchen

 

“yah” the man pouted, *coughs coughs* actually the man is Baekhyun

 

“what the hell Baek? You nearly killed me” Chanyeol said but the older did nothing in return except laughing at him

 

“you should’ve seen your face, it was priceless” Baekhyun said in his laughs, Chanyeol rolls his eyes and sat, clearly waiting for his breakfast

 

“I thought you were sleeping on your friend’s house” Chanyeol said

 

“I decided to come home early since that monster tummy of your will go berserk if I will not feed it” Baekhyun replied as he pointed Chanyeol’s tummy

 

“seriously, it’s not my fault that it needs breakfast” Chanyeol whined, Baekhyun hummed as a response and proceed to place the newly cooked fried eggs and bacon on the table

 

“Baek, you cooked yourself!” Chanyeol screamed

 

“what the fudge Chanyeol?! For the last time, my name is Baekhyun NOT BACON DAMMIT” Baekhyun replied shouting the last three words

 

“whatever Bacon” Chanyeol shrugged and eat which he viewed as Baekhyun’s clone slash ancestor slash twin slash  Bawkhyun????

 

“yah! If you keep teasing me like that you’ll regret it” Baekhyun whined, Chanyeol ignored him and took another bite from one of the members of Baekhyun’s clan

 

“Chanyeol!” Baekhyun shouted

 

“what is it Bacon?” Chanyeol murmured while stuffing rice on his mouth but that was understandable for the older to hear

 

“you’ll regret it!”

 

“whatever Bacon” Baekhyun turned bloody red as he focused his anger in the fried egg which Chanyeol ate

 

“I hate you EGGYEOL”

 

 

 

 

A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR EXO’S COMEBACK…

                    (-clearly off topic-)

 

 

 

 

“puwahahahaha” Baekhyun erupted in laughter as he realized what he just shouted

 

“yah Baekhyun!!” Chanyeol shouted

 

“bite me” Baekhyun teased, Chanyeol erupted into anger as a light bulb shined on his head. Baekhyun was still laughing like there’s no tomorrow but abruptly stopped as he saw Chanyeol’s smirk

 

Oh no you don’t

 

 

“come here Baekkie” Chanyeol sing sang creepily as he marched his way towards Baekhyun, the older gulped and pushed a chair to block Chanyeol

 

“yah” Chanyeol pause as the chair which Baekhyun pushed through him hit his ****, remember he’s height is like compared to the trees which explains the chair’s back to be aligned on under his waist.

 

“Baekhyun come here” Chanyeol shouted as he chased Baekhyun from outside the kitchen. He caught a small glimpse of the little man running outside the house, using his legs as an advantage, he used those long slender legs and flew to catch the little Baekie

 

Meanwhile…

Jongin was walking Monggu to Jongin knows where, he walked happily as he talked with Monggu clearly avoiding the people’s judging stares

 

“lalala” Jongin sing sang

 

 

♪♫  Dont cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me 
Dont cha wish your boyfriend was a freak like me 
Dont cha, dont cha 
Dont cha wish your boyfriend was raw like me 
Dont cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me 
Dont cha, dont cha 
  ♪♫

 

 

Jongin stopped as he heard Pussycat dolls’ song which was Don’t cha and which he realized was the sound of his phone ringing

 

“hello” Jongin answered but no response, he tried again only to realize he faced the wrong side of the phone

 

“hello?” Jongin said for the third time as he pressed the answer button

 

“hello, Jongin this is your sister”

 

“oh hello noona” Jongin smiled as he continued walking only to be hit by a running figure

 

“oh ” Jongin cursed as the man hit him

 

“yah Jongin why are you cursing?” his noon scolded over the phone

 

“you can’t catch me Park Chanyeol” the stranger said as he ran away, Jongin ignored him and continued talking with his noona

 

“hey noona what brought you here?” Jongin asked

 

“actually, Kyungmi’s birthday is near and I wanted it to be held in the house” his sister responded

 

“yay! my niece is turning 7 already” Jongin beamed

 

“yes isn’t that nice, anyway give Kyungmi a message~” his noona sing sang, Jongin was about to reply when another figure bumped unto him which was like a gazillion times bigger than the other

 

“ you” Jongin cursed as the man bumped unto him causing for his but to painfully land on the ground

 

“I’m so sorry, yah Baekhyun!!!” the man shouted, Jongin hissed and tried calling for his noona again

 

“hello noona?” Jongin asked

 

“Jongin” Jongin heard his noona cry on the phone, “I can’t believe you would do that to my daughter”

 

“huh?” Jongin asked but then he realized what he had done

 

“look noona, I’m sorry that was-“ before Jongin could continue his noona hung up the phone

 

Just great

 

Back to the chasing scene

 

“yah Baekhyun!” Chanyeol screamed

 

“you can’t catch me Park Chanyeol” Baekhyun teased doing a mehrong to him

 

“aishhh” Chanyeol whined but nevertheless continued on mission catching little Baek

 

Baekhyun went far and crossed the road, just as he reached the middle, screeching sounds of car can be heard, before Baekhyun processed what the hell is happening, a car was running fast towards him and he stood frozen?! What’s worse??

 

“BAEKHYUN!!!” Chanyeol screamed as he ran and pushed Baekhyun on the road stumbling on the process, as Chanyeol fall on top of Baekhyun, the amount of gravity pulling them down was really massive causing for their red lips to

 

 

 

 

 

 

Crash

 

~

“Yixing, don’t you think Officer Han’s team is like moving really slow” Jonghyun said as he gave a cigarette to Yixing

 

“sorry but I don’t smoke” Yixing said

 

“I don’t either”

 

“what the ?”

 

“hey, have you seen that guy?” Jonghyun asked as he saw a man buying something from the store across the street

 

“no” Yixing replied not even glancing at Jonghyun’s direction

 

“I bet you 10$ I can grab that guy’s ” Jonghyun said, Yixing choked on his saliva and stared at Jonghyun, giving him a sarcastic amused expression

 

“show me what you’ve got dino” Yixing said and pushed Jonghyun to the road since the traffic light was still red

 

Jonghyun proceeded to the store across to where the man was buying something

 

“excuse me” Jonghyun called as he approach the man

 

“what is it sir?” the man asked politely

 

“do you know where this address is?” Jonghyun asked, giving the man a small sheet of paper taking it as advantage to lean closer and gently put his hand around the man’s without even getting caught

 

“ummm” the guy mumbled, “ it think this is down the streets” the man replied

 

 

“really? Thank yo” Jonghyun said, not able to control himself, he unconsciously spank the guy’s

 

“what the was that?!” the man shouted, Jonghyun stood there frozen completely taken aback by the guy’s sudden raise of voice then he realized he himself just slapped his

 

“l-“ but before Jonghyun could finish, the man spanked him hard and threw cursive words at him making it difficult for him to explain

 

Meanwhile, Yixing was just peacefully drinking water when he saw his friend getting punch by the stranger, when the lights truned red, Yixing ran across and proceeded to help his friend

 

“excuse me what is going on here?” Yixing asked

 

“this guy just –wait, is that you Yixing?” the man asked

 

“Key?!”

 

“Yixing, thank heavens, it’s been a while since I last saw you after that incident” Key said almost whispering the last word

 

“yeah, how are you? Yixing asked

 

“I’m fine” Key replied, “how about you? how’s life”

 

“fine are you still on the Wu’s?” Yixing asked finding it hard to say his ex’s last name

 

“yeah” Key replied

 

“Key-hyung” a voice called, Yixing turned since that voice sounds very familiar

 

“Yixing-ge”

 

“Tao?!” oh

 

“oh Tao, hello” Jonghyun greets

 

“Tao you know them?” Key asked

 

“ye-

 

“oh Key I have something to tell you” Yixing said and grabbed Key before Tao can finish

 

“what is it Yixing?” Key asked as Yixing grabbed him to a corner far from Jonghyun and Tao

 

“Key I have a favour to ask” Yixing pleaded

 

“what is it?” asked Key

 

“please don’t tell Tao about my relationship with Kris”

 

“huh, wait, I’m terribly confused” Key groaned, “why? What is your relation with Tao?”

 

“listen Key, I will tell you about it later, I’m sure my number is still listed in your contacts” Yixing said, Key nodded

 

“ok, I hope you understand me” Yixing said

 

“don’t worry, I will but make sure to text me okay?” Key asked, it was Yixing’s turn to nod

 

“where have you guys been?” asked Tao

 

“nothing, long story” Key replied and purposely drag Tao, “we will be going” Key beamed, “and you” Key pointed to Jonghyun, “I’m gonna kill you soon, ert”

 

Jonghyun and Yixing stood frozen at Key’s words, 10 seconds passed when Jonghyun finally broke the silence

 

“what was that?” asked Jonghyun obviously pointing to Yixing knowing Key and even grabbed him to the corners!

 

“no, what was that?” Yixing asked emphasizing each word to Jonghyun

 

“ok, I’ll answer first, I slapped the guy’s ” Jonghyun replied, Yixing clutches his stomach as he laugh harder, “how about you?” Jonghyun asked cutting Yixing’s laughter

 

“i-I” Yixing paused findin it hard to explain,”I didn’t tell Tao that I’m the ex of his new boss”

 

Jonghyun froze, jaw went down to the floor hanging, “that is one hell of a problem”

 

“I know” Yixing replied

 

~

“I’m home!” Kyungsoo beamed as he unbuckled his seatbelt

 

“Kyungsoo” his maid-noona called hugging him tightly on the process

 

“calm down noona, what’s wrong?” asked Kyungsoo

 

“I’ve been worried for you” his noona cried, Kyungsoo chuckled at his maid’s overreaction

 

“noona, I always wanted to drive alone around Seoul, no need to worry I’m completely fine, except for the part where I almost ran on a couple as they across the street” Kyungsoo said

 

“see, it’s dangerous” his noona cried harder

 

“don’t worry, if I ran on them their life will be the one who is in danger not mine” Kyugsoo laughed, the maid paused then nodded as soon as she got Kyungsoo’s point

 

“by the way, the twins wanted snack as soon as they get home so, bye bye~” Kyungsoo said as he quickly ran outside

 

“yah Do Kyungsoo!” Kyungsoo can hear his maid-noona shouting

 

“I’ll be fine” he shouted one last time

 

~

As soon as Kyungsoo entered a grocery store nearby, he directly went to the snack’s section searching for Lay chips which was his favourite

 

“mmmm” Kyungsoo mumbled as he picked 2 cans of Lay chips “and these” he said as he grabbed 3 bags of different chips

 

“too much junk foods is bad for the health you know” an unfamiliar voice said, Kyungsoo shrieked and looked up to see the man

 

“oh! I’m sorry if I startled you, you must be Do Kyungsoo right?” asked the guy, Kyungsoo raised a brow at him

 


“now I sounded like a stalker, let me introduce myself properly, I’m Kim Myungsoo, Jongin’s cousin” the guy said, “I learned about you from Jongin, I kind of wondered why there are different people on the Choi’s house yesterday when I visited Auntie Kim so Jongin told me about you”

 

“oh! Well hello them Myungsoo” Kyungsoo greeted, “and for additional info, these chips aren’t mine but for my younger brothers” Kyungsoo simply said

 

“oh! Well warn them” Myungsoo replied imitating Kyungsoo’s ‘oh’, this ing bastard, Kyungsoo cursed mentally

 

After Kyungsoo ignored Myungsoo’s annoying warnings, he went to the counter to pay the items he bought and went outside only to be greeted with the face of Myungsoo again

 

“hey Kyungsoo, it seems like the sun is getting hotter, mind if I drive you back home?” Myungsoo asked politely, more like he is asking in a manner where he is the butler and Kyungsoo is a princess

 

“thank you but no, my house is near” Kyungsoo said

 

“come on, I don’t want the sun to burn your pale skin you know” Myungsoo smirked and his lips as he stared down at Kyungsoo’s

 

“y-yah!” Kungsoo screamed, “you’re a ert!”
 

 

“if you don’t want more erts to attack you then come with me” Myungsoo said

 

“why will I come with you when you’re a ert?” Kyungsoo defended

 

“because a ert likes to do those things” Myungsoo smirked then continued, “of course you would come”

 

“look I –wait, yah!, you really are a ert” Kyungsoo screamed once again after he realized that Myungsoo interpreted the situation in a nasty way

 

“so stop complaining and get on the car” Myungsoo said, Kyungsoo surrendered then stomped his feet towards the car

 

~

After a 1 minute drive, Kyungsoo quickly went out of the car but before he could enter his house he said that which will be hopefully his last message to Myungsoo

 

“bye Myungsoo, thanks for the ride, hope I WON’T see you again” Kyungsoo said and slammed the door hard

 

“such a naïve guy” Myungsoo chuckled

 

~

“C-Chanyeol” Baekhyun stuttered as he called Chanyeol on the living room

 

“w-what is it Baek?” Chanyeol asked voice becoming hoarse

 

After the incident early morning, the two had been on an awkward state and it is already 3pm and Baekhyun can’t believe he suffered for like 7 hours facing a very awkward situation with an awkward Park Chanyeol

 

“can you please buy some ingredients for dinner?” Baekhyun asked hiding behind the wall on the process, peeking a little hoping Chanyeol won’t mind, wait, I’m suppose to be the boss here!!!!

 

“sure give me the list” Chanyeol said, Baekhyun gulped as he went closer to Chanyeol and suddenly stops

 

Ohhhmygaaaaad , calm yourself, what happened was a total accident, it wouldn’t mean anything –DAMMIT, of course it won’t, who the hell am I arguing to? Of course to your brain Baekhyun, I’m crazy, LOL is that even knew, w-wait, back to the topic, Chanyeol kissed me, CHANYEOL ING KISSED ME-

 

“Baek! Are you okay?” Chanyeol shouted, Baekyun jumped up, soul nearly escaping his body after Chanyeol’s deep loud voice shouted at him

 

“I-I’m fine, here’s the list” Baekhyun said as he gave Chanyeol a small sheet of paper with their hands brushing a little, what the Baekhyun? That was just a small brush on the hand idiot, it won’t mean anyyyyythiiiing

 

“gotta go” Chanyeol said and went outside

 

“I really need to get use to this” Baekhyun mumbled to himself

 

 

 

AN: 10th chapter guys, sorry for the late update, i got caught up with my own problems, hope you enjoy this, thank you for those subscribe

 

UPDATED: again thanks for those who enjoyed and subscribed and upvoted my fic <3 gull i ken't exprain water feel kekeke, anyway if you are really confused please click this for guide

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nightStar
#1
will u continue this, Author-sshi??
nightStar
#2
Chapter 12: hmmm.. okay.. :)
EdisonHuang
#3
Chapter 1: "Luhan with hotcakes"

omggg i can't even XDD
honeybyunnie
#4
Chapter 12: I got lost for a second... but OK lol update soon please so I can remember what's going on
gamgorgeous
#5
Chapter 12: SHIZ. MY BABE IS CAUGHT. WTF HOLY MOTHER OF KRISUS.
Mon_Na
#6
Chapter 10: Yay!! A kiss. Finally. God I've been waiting for this since forever :3
gamgorgeous
#7
Chapter 10: So many connections, very funny the fahk!!! This is daebak author nim XD!!! All my OTPs gaaaaaaaaaaahd~~~~ //le blushing like there's no tomorrow Hydoes love have to be like that?! Update when you have the time author nim!!!
honeybyunnie
#8
Chapter 10: There's so many parts and mismatching and crushes and omgawd... Lolol update soon ^^ #newreader