~Onews POV~

A strange aroma was in the air… hmm too strange, it seems so familiar.

-BEEP BEEP BEEP-

And that’s when my chicken radar went off.

OH MY GOD THERES CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FYI: The chicken radar is so powerful that when Onew is in Seoul, it can detect chicken all the way to New York. XD Sadly he has to resist the urge to run to the airport, buy a ticket and fly where ever the chicken’s destination is, but this time it was close by.

Following the scent, I sprinted so fast I probably exceeded the speed of sound.  And of course I was the first on the dinner table. I swear my mouth was watering like a never ending waterfall, drowning the whole damn kitchen…

“Onew hyung ah, please stop drooling before you flood the whole house will ya?” Key joked.

“Yeah Onew hyung, I want to at least enjoy noona’s cooking before I die in a watery grave.” Taemin pleaded.

~End of Onews POV~

~Hannahs POV~

“That’s stewed chicken with ake mushrooms and Chinese broccoli with sweet soy sauce for you oppa!” I placed in front of Onew, “and fried sardines with stir fried Chinese cabbage.” I placed the plates in front of the rest of SHINee.

Everyone was gulping greedily at the food except for Jonghyun, wtf dude? That weirdo doesn’t like my cooking?

“Arghhh, of all the food she can make she chooses sardines and Chinese cabbage?!?!?! What the fricken hell is wrong with her??” mumbled Jonghyun, “I’m just gonna ninja my chopsticks out to get a piece of chicken.”

“Don’t you dare Kim Jonghyun.” I hissed as soon as I realised what he was doing.

But he ignored me! Oh well, don’t tell me I didn’t warn you Jonghyun

I kicked him in his **** under the table, HARD.

“OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!” he screamed, grinding his teeth

“For ignoring my warning and incase you didn’t know, that was for ONEW oppa not you.” I spoke dangerously soft

Ok, y’know how I said before how I don’t like this guy? Make that I HATE this guy.

Really pissed at Jonghyun, I excused myself from the table, went into my room and slammed the door. Stupid guy, I must have at least chucked away 32 chickens last week, practising to make it PERFECT for Onew oppa when I’ll be moving into the SM dorms.  But HE had to come along and wreck the masterpiece with his dirty fingers.

I don’t get what’s so good about Jonghyun anyways, seriously he’s not even HOT. His nostrils are too big, ears aren’t even the proportional size for his face and he is SO DAMN SHORT!!!!!!!!!!! Kim Jonghyun is the exact replica of our degraded ancestors. That’s right, the primates. I should totally nickname him ‘Monkey’, even his name sounds like one. XD

Shoving ‘The Monkey’ out of my thoughts, I put on my headphones, my ipod to full blast, flipped open my book and started to read.

Ddanddaranddan, ddanddaranddan,

ddanddaranddan, ddadaddarabba.

Ddanddaranddan, ddanddaranddan,

ddanddaranddan,ddadaddarabba.

~End of Hannahs POV~

~Jonghyuns POV~

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SHIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!! PAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!!

*deep breath* gotta keep cool, gotta keep cool. PAIIIINNNN!!!!!!!!!

Excusing myself from the table, I quickly ran off.

Stupid girl, you are gonna pay!!

~End of Jonghyuns POV~

~Keys POV~

Aish, hyung totally stuffed up big time. Doesn’t he know that she’s gonna be his future wife???

Taemin looked around wide-eyed and stuttered “W…what just h…happened?”

“What one would call an unknown love situation Taemin ah. Something real special is gonna happen soon.” I flashed a grin

“Wow!! Key hyung knows so much!”

“That’s coz I’m an expert… on love.”

“Pshhh. As if, Taemin don’t listen to him. Never get advice from a guy who got dumped 5 times in a week.” Onew hyung said, stuffing his face with chicken.

“YAH!! How did you know?!?!” I shouted, wide eyed

“Coz I’m an expert, on spying.”