Jonghyun V.S. Old Lady... Who Will Win?
HE'S... My Nanny?!?!
Jonghyun’s Pov~
Watching ______ in Proper Lady Training class is too hilarious.
I have to muffle myself to not burst out laughing.
It was all fun… until the Dancing Etiquette.
That Dung Ho or something actually had the nerve to touch her
while dancing in Proper Lady’s Training class!
I was about to go and confront him-
But ______already took care of him with her famous- *Knee in the Balls.*
“YAH! 30 seconds in, and you are really doing that? Seriously!”
“Aigoo, my poor baby, are you alright?” The Mistress runs over.
“S-she kicked me, but I was only… trying to help her!” He makes a lame excuse.
“Help her my-! Touching her buttocks doesn’t help at all!” I angrily shout.
“My innocent son would never do such a thing! It was that tramp who hurt him intentionally!”
“Don’t call her a tramp, you old hag! Your heavy make-up still isn’t enough to cover all your wrinkles!” I shot back and pulled _____outside to the limo.
“Everything that tramp does is clumsy and uncoordinated! She's nothing like her mother, just a disgrace!!!” She yelled back to us as we walked towards the limo.
It was silent in the limo.
I looked at ______. She was slouching, like always,
but her head was held low, and her bangs covered her eyes.
Something seemed wrong.
Then I saw something shiny drop down on her face…
*Ayo, she’s crying, sh*t, what do I do???*
“Uh...wow, you’re sweating from all that running huh? Here!”
I pretend and slap a handkerchief on her face.
*Oh there’s that fancy ice cream place! Hopefully she likes ice cream...*
“Hey______ let’s have some ice cream, you must be hungry right?”
Her head shoots up and her eyes brighten.
“…Hell yeah!!!” She runs out and pulls me behind her.
“Hmm let’s see, I want....
Chocolate, Mocha, Chocó Mint, Vanilla soft serve, Neapolitan ice cream cake, Strawberry, cotton-candy, rocky road, bubblegum, Rainbow Sherbet, banana, cookies and cream, Oreo delight, Super Sundae…...”
She names all of the flavors in the store, while all the workers quickly scoop up all the ice cream.
The ice cream was laid out on the tables, and _______ starts…speed eating!?
When she finished, a lady comes in with the bill.
"We don't accept credit cards, though," She says
“Ok then just send it to my brother please.”
and with that, we walk out of the empty ice cream store nonchalantly.
Eli’s Pov~
Meanwhile, in a large company in the U.S….
~Tic Tac Tic Tac T-tic Tac! Tonight! I shall be singing for you through the night! Toniiii-~
“Excuse me,” I embarrassingly walk out the meeting room.
*Note to self: Set ringtone to vibrate!!!*
I look at my phone, and my eyes pop out after hearing what the recording said:
~Thank you for visiting Raskin Bobbins, all the flavors of your dreams!
Currently, You owe us: $$$,$$$ Again, Thank You! ~
My shaky hands drop the phone. CHOI__________!!!!!!!!
lol like my ice cream collage?? xD I love Eli's ringtone! (It's Tic Tac by Ukiss)
Ahem, and Raskin Bobbin's is a fictional name, any similarity to any stores in reality may just be pure coincidence~ ;D
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